Things You Should Say To Begin The Breakup By Ask Rob! The Advice General

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Dear Reader,
Life involves meeting people. Meeting people usually, at some point, will involve dating. Dating, whether you like to admit it or not, will involve breaking up, or at the minimum, no more dating a specific person.

Yes, life is hard.

Yes, life will involve telling someone "Hey, I don't want to date you anymore!"

Yes, for every prince there are a thousand frogs. For every princess there are a thousand witches. For every "Leave me alone!" situation there is an answer.

Here are my suggested ways to breakup, stop dating, get yourself back to the single person, "I'm not with you anymore" state that you've been craving:

You're in a different place than I want to be - Of course, you mean being together - but you describe it as different career goals, different family goals... heck, maybe even different music styles. Change what you listen to will hasten the departure, sometimes. Changing what you eat can have the same abrasive effect. Yes, you used to like steak, but now? - Nothing with a face - see you later, dater!

Something smells funny - For your first 3 dates, at a minimum, everything smells great. Now it's time to move on ... allergies are active, sneezing and watery eyes are happening. Could you be allergic to everything the other person is wearing? Perfumes, deodorants, laundry soap? How much will they change before you can flee back into the single life. Invest in some glycerin for the watery eyes (available in most drug stores) and some fiber from your furnace filter for an effective scratching material that will look like hives when rubbed against the skin.

Can you forget that much and still be a functioning person? - Organization is the life-blood of social living in these hectic times. You have your cell-phone, your PDA, your computer calendar program. You always know when to be where. But, if you forget things... miss dates, phone calls, burn stuff on the oven, your dating value will crash like the last 'Black Thursday' stock market crash. You may want to read this again so you don't forget it.

So here you have it. The recommended things to say to a date, so you don't have to date them anymore.

Remember what you've read here today.

You're now ready to be single again. Go, be single.

Best wishes,
Rob.

Dear Reader,
Over the years I've had the opportunity to read many "self-help" books that deal with a variety of situations that occur between men and women. Please take a moment and visit these suggested websites, where applicable:

For Women

For Men

* Rob is not a professional counselor, just someone that wants to help. His advice and opinions are his own and should be treated as advice that can be followed or ignored. He'll give you the best advice his experience allows. And you'll have someone that'll listen to your troubles without being too judgmental. And if you don't like his answers, just delete them! *
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