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How to Attract Single Women with Fat Jokes

Don Diebel, publisher

Don Diebel's "Get Girls"

Single women love a man with a good sense of humor.

If you can make her laugh, she will really be attracted to you. And if you know some good jokes, it can really improve your chances in meeting, dating, attracting, and seducing single women for love, sex, and romance.

So, you say you don't know any good jokes? Well, I've got some real good fat jokes for you to tell single women that you are attracted to. They are guaranteed to make her laugh and make her feel that you are a really fun guy to be with and date.

Try these jokes for some good laughs:

Yo mamma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mamma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mamma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mamma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, "Taxi!"

Yo mamma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mamma so fat the National Weather Bureau has to assign hurricane names to her farts.

Yo mamma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mamma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views.

Yo mamma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her.

Yo mamma so fat she has her own area code.

Yo mamma so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mamma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.

Wouldn't you agree these are hilarious? The women will think so too. However, if she is fat I would use these jokes with caution. It may backfire on you and she may kick your ass or even sit on your face and smother you to death!

P.S. If you are a little overweight, I did not list these jokes to offend you.

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