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Dear RG,
I write to you now, because frankly, I am at wits end. I’ve always
been partial to a good dose of revenge when appropriate, but I am in
a fix and seek your creative advice, as all I can come up with would
likely land me in prison.
My wife is a letter carrier. She had a problem (more like dozens) with a fellow down the street, being that he would not control his dog (which continually snapped and chased at her) no matter how nicely or often my wife asked him to.
Finally, she delivered his “dog notes”, in a series of three, each informing that the dog owner would not receive mail if he did not correct the problem, which would result in receiving a third and final letter. Once a person receives the third letter, they are no longer entitled to receive mail at their home and need to get a PO Box. This guy ignored all letters, continued to allow his pit bull to torment my wife, and finally received what he earned, that being the final dog letter. No more mail for him!
As I mentioned, this guy lives down the street from us.
Now to the fun part. This dude called my wife’s bosses and told them that she is a druggie, which is a complete lie. He says that he knows this because while he was trick-or-treating (he’s 30, for hell’s sake) with his buddies at our home this past Halloween, he observed the lot of us (we were dressed up, drinking beer and handing out good candy bars to the kiddies) in our home using drugs. Total bullshit, but that’s what he claimed. This is after he told her boss that it wasn’t her that does drugs, but some other guy that delivers the mail, which is also a lie. So, we’re up to two lies and on to the part where he’s trying to get her fired from her career for doing her job.
For a while, she wasn’t required to deliver his mail anymore. One day, he snuck up behind her while she was working and egged her into an altercation. She told him to fuck himself, which may not have been the right thing to do, but she’s only human. Well, the little snake recorded this conversation and immediately called her boss again, stating that she was abusive, and that he’s sure she does drugs, because his dog doesn’t like anybody that smells of “narcotics”, which is why his dog was so mean to begin with. He threatened law suits and exposé style letters to the editors of the local papers. My wife’s bosses caved and told this dick that he could then place a box on the roadside, so that he could get his mail and so that my wife would no longer need to deal with his dog. This dude did put a box out there. The problem is that it’s maybe 24 inches from the ground. My wife has to double over to get the mail into and out of it. This is way against regulation and the postmaster could easily refuse mail to his home unless he complies and raises the box a couple of feet. No such luck. My wife’s bosses drove out to inspect the box, called this guy an idiot, though not to his face, and left it at that. One boss promised to call this dick soon in order to reason with him, but, due to a complete lack of spine, has yet to do so and likely won’t.
My wife is not cut out for altercations. To be quite honest, she’s a total wussy. So she quit on it, has said nothing about it and continues to double over, thereby bowing down to the fucker every time she delivers his mail. It was a blatantly obvious thing for him to do, and something that he should not have been allowed to get away with, but he has.
And there’s my conundrum. I want nothing more than to explode this mailbox, or better yet, to make one of this dude’s head, but I cannot. I’ve been informed that violence is bad, and surely, if this guy’s mailbox suddenly disappears, I’ll be blamed as the obvious culprit. Therefore, I can neither destroy his mailbox, nor his head.
I need revenge so badly that I can taste it, and yet, I can’t think of anything that would not land me in jail.
Do you, revenge man, have any good suggestions?
Sincerely,
William
Hi
William,
I would seriously call upon the Postmaster General to intervene
where your wife’s idiot, spineless bosses will not.
And don’t the postal workers have a strong union too?
Isn’t this something that they’d be better suited to deal with?
As for revenge, why don’t you follow your wife while she makes some of the deliveries and have your own video camera trained on this asshole?
Get the real proof of harassment and sue him.
Sue him big.
And since you know where he lives, why not post some anonymous classified ads for cheap rentals.
Use a public computer, not your home computer, and have a steady stream of people visiting him looking for cheap rental units.
Maybe “boat for sale” and other ads too.
I like free kittens myself.
At least keep him busy enough with other people that he won’t bother your wife anymore.
And stay calm… good revenge requires a steady hand and an even mental state.
Please note: All revenge suggestions and advice are for entertainment purposes only. In no way does RG recommend anything that would harm physically, emotionally or professionally anyone at any time. Use the information on this site at your own risk. No advice should be acted upon without first receiving legal council. No liability is assumed for actions that happen based on the information herein. Any and all letters sent/emailed or otherwise delivered become the property of RevengeGuy.com and are intended for publication. By requesting advice or sending letters to The Revenge Guy you agree to these terms. [Visit RevengeGuy.com]
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