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Revenge When My Car Was Keyed

Dear RG,
A couple of months ago, a close "friend" of mine started a fight with me. She punched me in the face, so I punched back.
I kicked her out of my apartment, and the next morning I discovered the passenger side of my car had been severely keyed. Before I discovered the key marks, we even apologized for the drunken fight... She did say, however, something that made me suspicious: "For some reason, my key is bent."
I immediately knew what her statement meant when I saw the damage done to my Honda. How can I get this bitch back? Keying her car would be stooping to her level, but i want to really embarrass her. Apparently, she has told everyone she didn't do it and that I'm a liar.
She even had her father call me to bitch me out! She's 22 and obviously too immature to handle things herself. I do know that she has HPV(STD). Maybe I could use that for revenge? Please contact ASAP!
-scratched
Hi scratched,
If you have a picture of her I'd get a magnetic sign made and have on it her picture and the words "Another quality job by XXXX" and put it on the side of my car with the keymarks and drive around with it for a few months.
I'd get a couple of the signs made, because I'm sure she'll try to steal them. You may want to hang them from the inside of the car windows and have an arrow pointing to the keymarks.
