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My Neighbor Hates My Cat
Dear RG,
I love your website. I was hoping you could help me with my pain in the ass
neighbor.
My wife and I have a cat that likes to walk through his back yard sometimes.
Our yard is fenced but the cat just climbs over and likes to sit under a
tree in his yard.
Our butthead neighbor has three dogs that chase my cat away. No big deal if
the cats in his yard. However, this evening I caught him opening the front
door to let his dog out so it could chase my cat out of our own front yard.
This is the third time I caught him urging his dogs on my cat while he was
in his own yard.
I called the S.P.C.A. and all they did is inform him that he can set a trap
in his yard to catch my cat. I know he will set a trap and bait it with
tuna.
If and when he catches my cat, and every other cat in the neighborhood, he
will torture it and most likely kill him. What do you suggest I do?
I don't want to keep my cat indoors all day, a prisoner in his own home.
By the way there is so much dog crap in his yard I can't open my windows
without the odor fumigating my entire house. Hope you can suggest something.
I really hate this guy.
Thanks,
Greg
Hi
Greg,
It's a known fact that cats that are outdoor wander around. They dig in
gardens, all that stuff. Generally they aren't a nuisance as much as the
people that complain about them.
I'd like to know why the SPCA told your neighbor to trap the cat after
talking to you. That seems suspicious to me, unless the cat is destroying
property I'm not sure someone is allowed to put out animal traps on their
suburban property. You need to check your local bylaws about this.
You need to either decide that you have to keep the cat inside, or figure
out a way to protect it outside.
As well, you
need to take your complaints to city hall about your neighbor. It's time to
get the video camera out. Get video of the dogs misbehaving. Get video of
the dog crap all over the place (a likely health hazard!). Get video of your
idiot neighbor being a jerk. The more video evidence you have the better off
you'll be when this confrontation escalates. And get worse it will.
Of course, I'd also start throwing chunks of cheese over the fence for the
dogs to eat. Old cheddar really messes with a dog's poo. They get the runs
and farts real bad. Just don't get caught tossing it over.
And if your jerk neighbor does decide to put out traps, I'd start littering
his yard in the middle of the night with dry cat food. Let him catch all the
cats he wants until he's so tired of dealing with them that he gives up,
hehe.
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