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Revenge of The Parking
Denied
Dear RG,
We have this guy in our apartment complex who ALWAYS takes up two parking
spots and I get off late at night and get home about 3am and can't find a
damn parking spot because of this twatwaffle.
The tow company won't tow him because he's got the parking sticker and lives
here, I've complained to the office but that seems to never work.
I'm ready to slash all his tires. His car isn't even new it's a 1992 pontiac
grand prix 4 door! wtf is so damn special about that, that he needs two damn
spots?? It's not going to save it from the keyed up marks he's about ready
to get. So besides all the obvious destroying of the car and beating him
like he owes me money what else could I do?
Mark
Hi
Mark,
The key here is to get him taken care of without being caught as the
culprit.
You’ve got to wait a couple of weeks, avoid confrontations. Let this settle
down.
Have you spoken with the apartment managers?
Taken photos to them of this bad parking?
Do you know that if a parking place is included in your lease and the
manager doesn’t make sure you have access to one, 24 hours a day, you can
withhold your rent?
You should check this with a lawyer or your local government office, but
it’s a pretty universal thing.
Now then, the goals here are to:
1. Educate this guy about parking, and
2. Get your revenge.
These things should work together somehow, agreed?
Get yourself a fake “Tow-away” sign or “No Parking” sign and a stick.
When “too stupid to stay within the lines” is parked in two spots, pull out
your sign and stick, stick it in the ground in front of his car and call the
tow truck.
This works, trust me!
As an alternative, get yourself some Liquid Ass (www.liquidass.com)
and generously spay this stuff on the door handles of his car. He'll love
the smell for several hours. Hehe.
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