Revenge In The Trailer Park Life

Dear RG,
I live in a trailer park that the houses are close together.
There is a annoying woman that claims she works nights. So on the weekends when I'm home working on the house she has come up and yelled for sawing wood, yelled at my son for mowing lawn. She's even yelled at our neighbors for music on it their own house.
Last weekend the hag called the cops on us cause we had music going in our house, no not speakers propped up against the windows either, just music going so we could hear through out the house. We didn’t get ticketed but this women is getting worse. The cop even said he could hardly hear the music.
This goes on in the middle of the afternoons, on the weekends, like at 2 o'clock pm. I need some help dealing with this hag.
The cops say since there a complaint they have to come. What should I do? I feel like a prisoner in my own house afraid to make a noise or the cops will come.
HELP!!
Hi,
You need to be proactive here, since this freaky neighbor really has no reason to call the cops on you.
This is what I'd do:
1. Call the local city council and get a copy of the local noise bylaws. Make sure you read it and understand it. Keep a copy of it handy for the next time she complains so you can give it to her.
2. Call the police and talk to someone in charge about the harassment you are getting with her calling the police on you for unfounded noise complaints, contrary to to bylaws. If you present your case well enough, they'll talk to her and then stop responding to her complaints.
3. Talk to your neighbors, likely they have to put up with the same crap. Make sure they know how to deal with her as well and start a petition against her. Maybe force her to move out.
4. Talk to the park management or owners, make sure they understand the hell she's putting you through with her unfounded and outrageous complaints. Along with your petition and support from your neighbors they may step in and talk with her.
5. Start weekly outdoor get-togethers with your neighbors, as an excuse to be a little louder than normal. It's innocent enough and is she really going to come out after all of you? Sure she will. Have a video camera handy and with the ensuing screaming that she'll make take the evidence down to the courthouse and file a complaint and a restraining order against her.
6. Don't change how you are living your life, don't let her win. Stand up to her and help her to understand that just because she has to kill chickens in the middle of the night to have a job it isn't your problem and if she needs peace and quiet, to move somewhere else.
