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Revenge On The Idiots Upstairs

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Dear RG,

Believe me when I say my neighbours are the worst kind anyone could imagine.

There are 3 adults & 2 kids living in a two bedroom unit directly above my unit.

I am woken around 5.30am every morning. Even though I ware earplugs to bed every night the huge bangs are so loud & heavy it makes the walls n floor vibrate.

Every time I go 2 the bathroom no matter when. Someone is hitting something with a hammer. In the shower my water pressure continuously changing Hot to cold etc. Someone goes to the water system & keeps re-adjusting while I'm in the shower.

Most nights I end up lying on the lounge watching TV. As soon as I begin to shut my eyes {fall asleep} someone makes a huge bang noise directly above me. {Happens most nights}

Yet if I have a visitor then nothing happens!

I could write pages & pages of incidents that have happened over last 3 years. The Police know my voice so well they don't even ask who's calling. Obviously because I have had to ring them so many times.

Last week they got one of their cousins or whoever to throw a rock at their window. The window broke. Then they rang the Police & told them they saw me do it.

I wasn't even home. Good for me that the police did not believe them.
These neighbors are unbelievable, they try to harass me 24/7.

Sometimes I go away for the weekend and as soon as I arrive home they start. They seem to have dedicated their lives to harassing me.

I need advise! Please help
Yours Sincerely
Bob

RG's AnswerHi Bob,
First off, you need to gather evidence better… get a video camera and let it record all the noise.

Certainly these idiots upstairs won’t know you are recording them, so you’ll finally have something to show the police and the management of where you live.

If the police know you by name when you call then a visit to the station house is a good idea so they know you on sight. Take some muffins or doughnuts to add to your welcoming visit.

Fight for your living rights as agreed to in the lease you signed (as a renter) or in the housing rules you agreed to (if a condo/townhome development with an HOA).

As for revenge, I’d get their phone number and post ads all over the place for “furniture for sale” and let them deal with the calls for cheap furniture. Make sure you include “Shift worker – call between midnight and 5 am”.

Do this every couple of weeks. At least you’ll have the last laugh when the phone rings upstairs.

As well, watch for the opportunity to get some of their personal details... this can be used against them if you're a little bit creative and you use www.RevengeCall.com to freak them out.

And get ready to move, your sanity is much more important than fighting with these idiots, don’t you think?
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