How do you decide who to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes
the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they
grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before, and
you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10
What is the right age to get
married?
Twenty-three is the best age because
you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at.
You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6
How can a stranger tell if two
people are married?
You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom and
dad have in common?
Both don't want anymore kids. --
Lori, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say
if you listen long enough. -- Lynnett, age 8
On the first date, they just tell
each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough for a second
date. -- Martin, age 10
What would you do on a first date
that was turning sour?
I'd run home and play dead. The next
day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in
all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9
When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right
thing to do. -- Howard, age 8
Is it better to be single or
married?
I don't know which is better, but I'll
tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want
to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but
not boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them -- Anita, age 9
How would the world be different if
people didn't get married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8