Celebrity Personal Ad Headlines

If Kanye West posted a personal ad, his headline would read like this:
“I am a nicer guy than I act towards my fans”

And his profile would go on to say:
I make my money in the music industry and my agent tells me stupid things to do to keep my name in the news. You’ll like me because I’m a famous rapper and all women love that. And I was on the Leno show too.

His likes:
People that tell me I’m great, rap music, pretty girls, fine wine.

His dislikes:
People that diss him, white bread, romance movies, things that go bump in the night, his publicist.

The person that he’s most looking for:
Celebrity singer with a rock background, any royalty in a far place.

His most romantic moment:
Late at night, when the party has ended, getting his girl to grab him another beer.

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