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Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Plate of spaghetti
Has there even been such a sad day as Monday?
Of course, had you completed the task I set before you on Sunday you would right now have a glad heart, your inbox overflowing with invitations to meet from the people that sw your inviting headline and awesome profile on several great dating services.
Perhaps you want to start this task today?
In any case we have a task set before us, to post an amusing headline to get a cetain someone’s special attention.
For today post this as your humorous headline:
“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”
That is the punchline, here is the rest of the joke:
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
“Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange post card today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”
Have a great day!
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Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Girl on vacation
Today I give you permission to not do your list of chores.
You are allowed to do nothing all day except eat, pee and surf the internet.
These are the places your allowed to surf:
- LargeFriends.ca
- eWealthyMen.com
- Netbrides.info
- Perfectmatch.com
- Mate1
- Friendfinder
As you go through this list of dating web sites today, you are allowed to search and browse the personal ads there for an unlimited amount of time. You must, however, complete a profile for each site, and have a really nice headline posted for each.
You headline should be along the lines of this (feel free to tweak it):
“I have come along way to find you, please take the next step and introduce yourself”.
Have a great day!
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Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Fate's crystal ball
Today I will be getting a hair cut. Or actually, all of them cut (small joke).
Why is this significant? It isn’t.
But it does bring about an interesting question: Do you take pride in your appearance?
As far as guys go, I know a lot of them just kind of “wash & dry”, very little primping, unless it’s to perfectly prune the growth of hairs on their chin.
Men are not like women, not equals as far as interest in their own looks go, on average. It’s easy to get ready for special occasions, like dates and parties, but are you prepared on any given day, to be at your best?
You never know when fate will introduce you to someone special, or that could be special… if only you looked better at that moment. So do your best to look your best, always.
Hell, maybe even join me in a haircut today.
And to match this up with today’s dating personal headline suggestion, post thsi today:
“I look much better in person”.
Have a great day!
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MeetMoi.com
Need company fast? This is one avenue to check out.
These are the three things you need to know about MeetMoi.com a new text based dating service:
1- This is location based, so when you’re using your phone people know, relatively, how close you are.
2- It’s free to join but premium membership is about ten dollars a month, and your phone carrier charges may still apply, on top of the monthly membership fees, for each message you send/receive depending on your plan.
3- This is for USA members right now, but International members (outside of the USA) can still be members but messages will only be sent via email, for now.
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Friday’s Conversation Topic Picks
Alice In Wonderland
- Tiger talks… sure to be on all tongues today and in he weeks to come. How sincere his apology to fans, and his family, is anyone’s guess… but will this close the chapter that has given golf it’s blackest eye? What should Tiger say anyways? Maybe catch it live on Youtube.com at 8:00am PT as Techcrunch reports. **Followup: Does Tiger Woods apology mean anything to us? CNN report here.
- 13 year old saves daylight savings time in Utah… use this subject as a last resort subject because no one really cares unless they’re high or drunk.
- Does “Four Square” (a location based service) help burglars know when you’re not home? Interesting concept, if you’re a criminal or a security advisor.
- The soon to be released movie “Alice in Wonderland” directed by Tim Burton, is a 3-D and 2-D spectacular has released clips and tidbits for those so inclined. Movie features Avril Levigne’s new song ‘Underground’ and you can see the video here.
- What’s a browser? Personally I’m tired of explaining this to people that use one every day, s courtesy of Google, here’s a video:
- 10 sex mistakes that men and women make. It’s good to get information about the other side of the fence, right?
- Making big news is Forbes.com’s recent list of “America’s Most Miserable Cities”. High taxes, high crime rates, high unemployment, they all have an effect of any community’s well-being. Did your city rate badly? Will yuo rethink that employment opportunity if it requires moving to one of the 20 listed cities? Just asking.
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Change Your Gender Day
Today is “Change Your Gender Day”.
Well, not really, or very likely to be real, isn’t it a remarkable thought that if you could see yourself through the eyes of a person of the opposite sex how differently you’d see yourself afterwards.
Yes, I know, there’s been a lot of movies about this subject, as well as child/adult body swaps too, but still…
Just give it some thought, for 30 seconds or so.
Scary…
So, how would you write your dating headline if you were of the opposite sex then? Would you go more sexy, more flirty, more casual, liberal, conservative? Just what would you write?
I know that, as a man, if I were a woman I would write flirty headlines, because sometimes what you write is what you want to be, something just bubbling below the surface. Not that all women are “sextroverts” (looking for open, casual sexual relationships) nor are all men, it just seems like that sometimes. But you do want to write what gets attention.
Actually that’s what I think about headlines generally too. Flirty get’s attention, and so does sexy, but it’s harder for a man to “write sexy” without seeming a total ass, or worse. Often it’s a major turnoff, from what I’ve been told. A guy should stick with intelligence or comedy, but because sexy (like comedy) is a matter of taste and preference you could easily turn off the exact type of person that you seek to attract because of this miscommunication.
So guys, write for what you’d say to a friend, and girls, write the type of headline that would attract a “normal” guy.
Does this help any? Sure, maybe… but this will, as my suggested headline today is this:
“The last movie I saw was … (fill in title here).
Certainly this headline allows for a lot of flexibility, humor, information and personalization to get you through to tomorrows surprise headline.
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Joe Strummer
Yesterday I watched a movie about Joe Strummer, of ‘The Clash’, a documentary actually, with a lot of big names and interesting facts surrounding not only Joe Strummer and ‘the Clash’ but also how this music influenced other bands as they were starting out, or even before they grouped together, from 1977 and later.
I really like this type of entertainment, it gives you interesting viewpoints of the world, and how others see it, expressed by their actions and music. Do musicians have the responsibility of a pure and righteous viewpoint to offer their fans? Tough question.
Bono (of U2) has it right, maybe. Elvis always paid his taxes.
Best quote of this movie is: “I want some dignity left” when asked if they still want to play in their 40′s.
Entertainment offers a particular opening of doors, even if it’s a particularly bad movie, don’t you think? Horror movies are there to draw you into the dark side of man’s nature, a comedy into the unlikely. Horror offers a wider viewpoint too explore, don’t you think?
That leads us to a shocking headline for you to use today:
“Projectile vomiting is against my nature”.
Have a great day!
