Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Let's Play Ball!
Many people dread Mondays. I have come to appreciate the “newness” that Mondays bring to our lives.
Mondays bring the opportunity to start with a clean slate, or to complete something that was left straggling behind.
So let’s take advantage of the future that this Monday can bring to us and let’s share this positive outlook with others by using our headline to express our new triumph over “Monday Mediocrity”.
I suggest that you post this as your personal ad headline today:
“I have never suffered defeat but I have relearned many things in my life!”
Have a great day!
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Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Sunday gardening chores
Not only is this the Sunday that you’re really going to enjoy (sunny, great day for yard work if you do that sort of thing) but it’s the Sunday that the dating profile headline you post will bring happiness to many and love to one special person.
So let’s not waste any time today, we have a lot too do. Post this as your headline today:
“My joy can be your happiness!”
Have a great Day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
I greatly mowed the lawn today!
Let the sun shine, let the birds make their pleasant noise, I feel alive today!
It’s great when you awake to such a great day.
The feeling you have is one that says “Everything you do today will be great!”
So let’s run with this feeling of greatness, of accomplishment, and grab the tiger by the toes and swing him wildly.
As we’re doing all these great things today I want you to remember to think about your headline and let what you did today be a part of the greatness that you pass along to others. So post something like this about your day, as your headline:
“I was great today. I did….(suggestion: mowed the lawn perfectly!)”
Have a terrific day!
Should 7 year-olds be sexy?
While I have no problem with people showing off and enforcing their sexuality, I think a line has to be drawn when 7 year-olds perform like this:
I have said this before and I’ll say it again, the MTV lifestyle is again being re-enforced with little regard for what “real life” really is.
Come on parents, explain what entertainment is, show your kids what Britney Spears looks like without her makeup and flashy clothes, show her on a normal, “real life” day so that your kids can get a sense of perspective about “real life” versus “entertainment”.
And for the bashers that think we’re overacting about this type of performance, ask yourselves, would this be appropriate for someone in their teens, twenties? What differences is there in the age dimension of performance?
Friday’s Conversation Topics
Revealed: Aliens attack stock market!
I hope you’re ready to do a little reading and be prepared with witty conversation topics for today and through this weekend.
Let’s get started!
- Playboy’s June Playmate in 3D. Luckily for you, the 3D glasses are included. I expect this issue to sell out fats and be a collectors item for many years. The first 3D playmate is certainly a change in the usual pictures in porn mags, right? Centerfold Hope Dworaczyk (with 34C’s) jokes “Things May Appear Larger” in June Issue.
- 12 foot long sea serpent washes up in Sweden. Dead sea serpents (oarfish) float, did you know, and that’s how this one was captured, it just floated close enough to a couple and they scooped it out of the sea. Did you know that they can also grow to up to 40 feet long? Wow, interesting.
- The BP oil spill. Must we continue to be witness to this type of environment abuse, time and time again?
- Cars you’ll be driving in 10 years. Thanks to Forbes.com for another interesting peek into the future with the top concept cars that just might make it to production. I will choose the Porsche 918 Spyder, thank you very much.
- What actually did cause the stock market plunge on May 6th? Fat fingers or space alien intervention? I think it was simply an input error then computers run amok.
Have a great weekend!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
A fresh start on your dating profile
Friday
This is the day you make your BIG MOVE, because, well, not because I am telling you to make a big move but because it really is time that you did your big move to get your life moving forward again, instead of sideways as it has for the last few months.
Don’t ask me how I know this, because I won’t tell you, but I do.
Tonight, before any relaxation, before food even, I want you to log in and erase your complete online profile. retake all compatibility quizzes.
Take a new picture of yourself, naked from the neck up, and post it to your profile.
And as a final stroke of brilliance, post this as your personal ad headline:
“I know that you know that the clock is ticking.”
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Really, I'm a nice person, just sometimes LOUD!
If you were Maria Belen Chapur, you wouldn’t need a dating service, you’d just re-unite with the guy (South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford) that at first denied you, then admitted to your years long affair, just as you did this week. He is divorced now, after all.
For the rest of us, that don’t cheat on our significant others, when we have them, the search continues and it’s perfectly acceptable to use a dating service to find “The One”.
Using a dating service requires good writing skills, at least a point-and-shoot digital camera to show off your good looks (can’t just cut that out of a newspaper headline, right Mark?) and an amazing headline to catch the attention of people browsing the ads.
To get that attention I suggest you post this ad headline today:
“LOOK AT ME! Really, I’m a nice person, just sometimes LOUD!”
Have a great day!
Video: Miley Cyrus Lap Dance
Does Miley Cyrus go to far in this video of his performance of a lap dance?
Just exactly what is going on here any ways?
(And how long will this version of the video be available before it get’s pulled for ‘copyright infringement’?)
Networth IQ
networthiq.com
Becoming a member and posting your net worth to measure against others, while possibly a daunting task, and maybe giving up just a bit too much of your personal info on yet another website, is fun.
Profiles can be private, limiting view-ability to only those you select, or public, showing off everything to everyone.
So, if you have the stomach, and the wallet for it, join, it’s free and the time spent is only up to you.
Don’t we all like to measure our stick (of success) against others? Go, have some fun at Networthiq.com
Dating Tips for Nikki Cox
Nikki Cox
It’s not enough that people think you should be “Daphne” on the next Scooby-Doo movie, or that your plastic surgery did you bad, as in puffy cheeks and lips.
I think you look just fine, sweetheart.
But all this pressure certainly make sit hard to keep your dating calendar open to offers, you’re so busy fending off the sharks, so to speak.
So Nikki, I want to help, here’s some dating tips for you:
- Born June 2, 1978, this Gemini should work harder at her alter egos. Nikki, put on a happy face and when you start looking again at possible date choices, choose them from within your industry but not anyone that is in front of the screen, the competition to show each other up will be too great. (Despite current status, next.)
- Don’t let your hubby,Jay Mohr, know what you’re up to, he might not be as open-minded as most. Have a second email account to hide your messages from his view. And, well, you’re a start that travels, so you’ve got some excellent cover stories.
- Don’t include a picture of you and your baby on your profile page, turns guys off real fast, even if you are a hottie.
Well, Nikki, I hope this helps and I’m glad to offer these dating tips too because we all need a helping hand sooner or later in life.
-RL
Video: Alicia Keys “Unthinkable”
Here’s one of the hottest videos for you, Alicia Keys “Unthinkable”.
