Dating Profile Headline of the Day

His name is Rob

I think we all take some secret joy in the follies of the wealthy and young stars.

Seriously… if you make so much money, need to present such a glaringly white persona (and haven’t yet learned the lessons of Tiger Woods) discretion is the better part of stardom. Rent a limo for the night. You’ve earned it, don’t drive and drink all you want. There’s enough chaos in the world and we need more stars that do shine whine, shine true.

Give us hope, right?

That being said, we can’t ever slam the bad ones enough, can we?

So post this as your headline today, get a laugh and a reply to your profile with:
“I never went to rehab – with or without Lindsay Lohan.”

Have a great day!

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