Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Trust me, this is what is expected with online dating!

Today I have reserved time to (a) read a book, mow the lawn, watch some football and clean out the laundry room of all those empty moving boxes since moving into our new rental house 6 days ago.

Or (b) I’ll just sit on my ass and drink beer and play WOW for 12 to 14 hours straight in an effort to completely wind down before heading off into the hard war of retail sales on Monday.

Which to you seems more likely?

If you guessed “b” then you know more about me than you thought you did.

Maybe you read my profile or something, right?

So, what you need to do is use a headline that stands out from the crowd, because let’s face it, you’ve got maybe 45 characters at the maximum to give your headline statement some visual height. Whether it’s a word or some symbols (*&^%) you use, you need to be unique, eye-catching and still let some of your own personality shine through your headline that someone browsing your dating service will say to themselves “I want to know more about this person!”

So, to accomplish this masterful achievement today, this is the headline I suggest you post:
“-*- I have seen a person put a live bird in their mouth!”

Have a great day!

**photo by chopstix00

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