Bright Side of Life: Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Tuesday

Do you play the part of “victim” in your life?

Now, I’m not talking about a victim of violence or crime.

I mean the type of “victim” that always has things happening to them that they can bitch and complain about to others.

I’ll give you an example: You arrive at work and along with your “good mornings” you offer to your co-workers you absolutely must ass that your parking space today was way in the back, that the barista made the worse cup of coffee ever and that you’ve got so much to do today that you might not finish for lunch on time.

Is this you, the “victim”? Honestly, I hate those people. Anything you say to them reminds them of what something bad happened to them.

When I am in the rain I think of the rainbow that will appear when the rain stops; these victims know that rain now means rain later, that it wasn’t a one-time deal and that no matter what, it does always “rain on their parade”.

Avoid them at all costs!

One way to be able to spot them in online personals is to carefully read through their profile. If there’s nothing good, then likely it’s all going to be bad. trust me.

And so you don’t end up being caught in this “rainbow denier” category, always write a nice personal experience along with your profile. People understand disaster but relate much better to happier recollections.

For your headline suggestion today, try this:
“If you were a Monty Python character, who would you be?”

Have a great day!

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