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Archive for November 2011

29
Nov

Dating Profile Headline of the Day: An Exciting Date

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I’m in a great mood!
My favourite team, the BC Lions, won the Grey Cup (the Canadian version of the NFL’s Superbowl, BC Lions won 34-23 over the Winnipeg Blue Bombers) and there’s no stopping me now! (Health issues aside. Yup, still healing from an emergency appendix surgery but I’m feeling the positive energy, people!)

Great moods are 90% based on your outlook on life and 10% based on the luck of what happens in your life outside of your control and how you deal with your own current events versus the world.

You can win!

I firmly believe that we are all WINNERS,
we just haven’t found the right game rules to play yet, and maybe for right now it’s not dating.

Unless you have confidence in the things you love to do the most, how in hell should you be expected to have confidence when you’re putting yourself “out there”, emotionally and physically, on the dating line in the department of romance?

Consider that if things haven’t been going so well for you maybe it’s time to read some articles about dating and relationships, maybe also an ebook or two to download and read in privacy and take what you’re learning to pump up your dating game.

For today I hope that you’ll start stepping up your dating game right now with this headline for your online personal ad:
“You could be the reason why I stop online dating… You can be The One!”

Have a great day!

23
Nov

How To Save The Economy Right Now!

Shop at home - save the world!

Shop at home - save the world!

With the world financial system teetering on the brink of costing every person in the world much money and grief I think it’s time that the world’s economists and government officials faced the methods of true salvation of their economies and STOP the outflow of currency from their respective countries.

I believe that if countries begin to raise tariffs on imported goods to make their own locally produced items a comparable price then we’ll all be a little better off by having a reason to “shop at home”.

And if tariffs aren’t the answer then there is a second way to gain the same effect: mail-in rebates on locally made goods backed by the corresponding government financial system.

We can stop buying from China, or whoever, (and exporting our hard currency to them) when we start buying locally. But consumers need a good reason to purchase “Made at Home” goods over comparitive quality lower priced goods. Trade imbalances are debts that must be covered by our governments buying back the hard currency in the form of debt, an economic death-spiral.

The next federal efforts of stimulating the economy should be aimed at local manufacturers and producers of goods to spur purchasing and hiring at home.

If we can get a pair of jeans for $9.99 from China and a comparitive quality pair of jeans made at home costs $29.99 then let the government offer consumers a mail-in rebate of $20.00 as a part of their firing up the economy and hiring at home.

Everyone local wins and our money stays where it works best, at home.

This is my solution.

22
Nov

Personal Ad Headline of the Day: Self Promotion

“The truth will set you free.”

What a load of crap!

I mean, there are certain things you need to be truthful about and certain people you need to be truthful with but I don’t see that each group needs 100% of the same truths all the time.

Sometimes it is within generally agreed upon interpersonal manners to offer a little white lie to spare someone unnecessarily hurt feelings.

Online dating is often filled with all kinds of little white lies and has been the subject of countless surveys determining what will most likely be lied about.

For the ladies:
- age
- weight

For the men:
- height
- job

All that being said there’s nothing wrong with a little self promotion, after all, what is a dating profile if not a way to seek the attention of someone?

The trick to the method is saying enough to offer someone a little insight into your professional and personal life without giving away the store and having nothing to talk about when you finally get together face to face.

Remember to be:
Gratious
Real
Endearing
Animated
Truthful

And the both of you will have a GREAT date.

For your dating profile headline why not give this honest headline a try:
“Five Star Date at a One Star Diner.”

Have a great day!

21
Nov

Walmart Black Friday Ad 2011

This is where you’ll find Walmart Black Friday Ads 2011. Happy shopping!

18
Nov

Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Comedy Headlines

Huge Local Discounts in Over 150 Cities!

Huge Local Discounts in Over 150 Cities!

Comedy equals 99% timing + 1% material.
And if you’re going for real laughs lessen the material.

Yes, there are rules to life, dating and even love… I know you’re surprised. “Rules to love?” you ask incredulously, “tell me you’re lying, please!”

I understand your bewilderment, after all those months (years?!) of dating and when you finally walk down the aisle you’re going to need to need to learn a whole new rulebook, it just isn’t fair is it?

That’s one reason I believe the marriage rate has gone down so much over the past two generations. All of these under-achievers living together, too worried about not passing the final exam so they don’t even attempt taking the walk down the aisle to get passed the next rulebook they’ll need.

Hahaha…

Then we have those that haven’t given up, they’re just waiting for the right time to get back into the dating market. Like it’s a stock exchange or something. And based on recent history the stock market is a lot more dangerous than hanging your hopes on a partner for life these days.

One last shot and then it’s time to choose, kids. For your headline of your personal ad try this today:
“I’m glad you found my profile, I read yours already. Did that pet thing really happen?”

And if that isn’t to your taste I hope I at least have inspired you to write your own comedy headline.

Have a great day!

17
Nov

Body Building: What Are Your Goals?

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Get started! It's easy! Bodybuilding.com


It’s all about the respect you have for your body and the goals you want to set for a healthier 2012.

Or maybe you’re concerned about the health of a family member or close friend.

Better health leads to a more active lifestyle and sometimes you just need to provide a little push and the person will run with your healthy lifestyle idea. And running doesn’t have to be the idea!

The truth is that many people simply need direction to get them started and positive reinforcement followup and the results (changes are often visible within the first 4 to 6 weeks!) will show quickly.

The ball is in your hand, will you “run” with it or will you drop the ball and not make the effort?

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17
Nov

Dating Profile Headline of the Day: When It All Starts

Meet and Become The Pick-Up Master

Meet and Become The Pick-Up Master

This is the day that it all starts.

And when it does, remember the safety moves:
1) Duck
2) Roll
3) Cover.
This ends the “Public Service Announcement” portion for today’s blog post.

Today can be the day of change, when you do make those steps forward, into unknown territory, and yet you move steadily to the goal line. Good for you!

Even today I was asked:
“I like a girl but I barely know her (she is very hot!!)
What do I do?????????”

Dude, you make sure your ears are clean, you walk right up to her and you say to her “I think you’ll make a great girlfriend. Meet me at ‘xxx place’ at ‘xxx time’ later today.” And from there you go slow and calmly away from her, leaving her to wonder what the hell really just happened there.

Because, let me tell you people, you know that if you don’t strike when the opportunity is available, not only will you talk yourself out of doing this small thing but you’ll continue to talk yourself out of doing this time and time again, until, finally, she’s dating some other guy and she seems really, really happy and all you can do is go back to your small apartment, clean out the cat litter, pop open a can of soda and later cry yourself to sleep knowing that you couls have had that happy life.

You could have done something.
You could have gotten some expert help by someone that knows what you’re going through. But you didn’t and here you are. Dude, now is when you got to meet and train to become The Pick-Up Master.

Sucks to be you.

On the other hand my day is going to be great.
I have a great job where all the people like me, some even love me (in a close, platonic way), and after a full day of work I’ll come home, not tired, but ready for a good home made meal prepared by myself and have an enjoyable evening watching television, doing some surfing, and be answering a lot of the responses to my dating profile personal ad beacuse my headline today will read:
“I just won the lottry. Want to play?”

Try to have a great day, don’t be “that guy” be me!

15
Nov

Personal Ad Headline of the Day: On The Singles Market

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It’s a great time to be single when Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner split up and are back on the singles market.

I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge Jack Wagner fan but for a date with Heather Locklear I’d make the trip.

There is a certain fascination with dating a celebrity. We’ve all read the very seldom stories of “Don the carpenter” or some other nobody hooking up to a celebrities start and living the romance dream.

Not to disrespect the novelty of all those “Sugar Daddy” introduction services that find rich men and single women looking to live the good life. These types of dating services all used to be called Millionaire’s Clubs but the definition of being a millionaire became equivalent to winning the Publishers Clearing House Contest, a million dollars spread over a 20 year payout. Hell, based on that I’m all ready a millionaire and I still have a few years to go to the end of the millionaire race. Nice, right?

I am hopeful that the “only dating and marrying rock’n'roll musicians rut” Heather Locklear’s been in since the 1980′s is over and she’s looking for a web publisher of a small company (that is struggling) and would be appreciative of the change and the challenge.

You!
People!
You’ll never realize your dreams unless you commit them to paper and make them a goal. And treat them as reachable goals.

For your personal ad headline today I’ll like you to either start your dating dream list (10 celebrities you’d like to meet and date and a few women on the periphery of your life) or refer to the one you have now and find one reason why one of the someones on your list would date you. You don’t need to mention that person’s name in your headline (optional) but let me tell you, if someone identifies with your headline you’ll strike gold.

Here’s my attempt at striking gold with my personal ad headline:
“We have yet to meet and I can promise you the only music you’ll hear around me are the angel singing their praises as they watch us at dinner.”

Have a great day!


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14
Nov

Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Which Character Are You?

If your life was a television show, which would it be and what would your character play?

I know I’d be inside some insane world like “Gossip Girl” or “The Simpsons”. A place that has a toehold on reality but also grasping to hilarity, seeming to try to reveal a hidden message but not quite making it, do you follow me?

“All the world is a stage and we are but players…” blah blah.

We all have our own stories and we try to make sense of them by comparing our stories to those other stories we see played out in front of us, whether real or imaginary.

The level of comparison and familiarity, depending on our own sense of self-worth and self-confidence, either draws us into the imaginary or points us into the reality that we expect to be our own world.

Explore your habits to help define your personality and move your life forward with the knowledge about yourself that you find.

For your personal ad headline try this:
“I am in a world of my own making and have opened the door for you today.”

Have a great day!

13
Nov

Relationship Status Survey by Lab 42

Survey and infographic by Lab 42

Relationship Status by Lab 42

Relationship Status by Lab 42

11
Nov

Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Heroes

Today we remember our heroes.

it’s hard to find a definition of a hero that doesn’t make someone seem super-human but the reality is a hero is someone who does not shirk from doing the hard job, knowing it is the right thing to do and doing it.

A debt paid forward.

If you take the time you will be able to see, hear and read about the sacrifices made so long ago, and even yesterday, to provide for us what we generally take for granted.

Have a great day!

10
Nov

Personal Ad Headline of the Day: Market Your Love

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In Your neighborhood: Match.com USA- Match.ca Canada - Match.com Worldwide

You have the rest of your life to find love.

Will today be the day that not only you start looking but you also begin to make significant changes in your own well-being to be a more “marketable person”?

Anyone can say anything online but that doesn’t make it true.

When YOU say something and it’s a fact that is a deal-maker or a deal-breaker when you do get a first meeting/date the truth will be the only survivor of that time together.

The TRUTH has to be true and not just based on your lying eyes but also on what the person across the table sees as well.

Will they see the real you or the fantasy you that, because no one is looking over your shoulder, you feel that you can easily add a few little white lies as you write your profile hoping no one will catch you out.

And the excuse that everyone is adding a few white lies to their profile should NOT be the deciding factor for you to also lie to the person that you do hope to be sitting across the table from you in a few nights.

Truth will win out. And truth is a positive first step in any relationship. Ask anyone that has had or is currently in a long-term relationship and how honesty played a part in it.

For your online dating profile headline try this one:
“Honesty makes dating a real effort to find love online; and I’m honest.”

Have a great day!