Dating Profile Headline of the Day: An Exciting Date
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My favourite team, the BC Lions, won the Grey Cup (the Canadian version of the NFL’s Superbowl, BC Lions won 34-23 over the Winnipeg Blue Bombers) and there’s no stopping me now! (Health issues aside. Yup, still healing from an emergency appendix surgery but I’m feeling the positive energy, people!)
Great moods are 90% based on your outlook on life and 10% based on the luck of what happens in your life outside of your control and how you deal with your own current events versus the world.
You can win!
I firmly believe that we are all WINNERS,
we just haven’t found the right game rules to play yet, and maybe for right now it’s not dating.
Unless you have confidence in the things you love to do the most, how in hell should you be expected to have confidence when you’re putting yourself “out there”, emotionally and physically, on the dating line in the department of romance?
Consider that if things haven’t been going so well for you maybe it’s time to read some articles about dating and relationships, maybe also an ebook or two to download and read in privacy and take what you’re learning to pump up your dating game.
For today I hope that you’ll start stepping up your dating game right now with this headline for your online personal ad:
“You could be the reason why I stop online dating… You can be The One!”
Have a great day!
Personal Ad Headline of the Day: Self Promotion
“The truth will set you free.”
What a load of crap!
I mean, there are certain things you need to be truthful about and certain people you need to be truthful with but I don’t see that each group needs 100% of the same truths all the time.
Sometimes it is within generally agreed upon interpersonal manners to offer a little white lie to spare someone unnecessarily hurt feelings.
Online dating is often filled with all kinds of little white lies and has been the subject of countless surveys determining what will most likely be lied about.
For the ladies:
- age
- weight
For the men:
- height
- job
All that being said there’s nothing wrong with a little self promotion, after all, what is a dating profile if not a way to seek the attention of someone?
The trick to the method is saying enough to offer someone a little insight into your professional and personal life without giving away the store and having nothing to talk about when you finally get together face to face.
Remember to be:
Gratious
Real
Endearing
Animated
Truthful
And the both of you will have a GREAT date.
For your dating profile headline why not give this honest headline a try:
“Five Star Date at a One Star Diner.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Comedy Headlines
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And if you’re going for real laughs lessen the material.
Yes, there are rules to life, dating and even love… I know you’re surprised. “Rules to love?” you ask incredulously, “tell me you’re lying, please!”
I understand your bewilderment, after all those months (years?!) of dating and when you finally walk down the aisle you’re going to need to need to learn a whole new rulebook, it just isn’t fair is it?
That’s one reason I believe the marriage rate has gone down so much over the past two generations. All of these under-achievers living together, too worried about not passing the final exam so they don’t even attempt taking the walk down the aisle to get passed the next rulebook they’ll need.
Hahaha…
Then we have those that haven’t given up, they’re just waiting for the right time to get back into the dating market. Like it’s a stock exchange or something. And based on recent history the stock market is a lot more dangerous than hanging your hopes on a partner for life these days.
One last shot and then it’s time to choose, kids. For your headline of your personal ad try this today:
“I’m glad you found my profile, I read yours already. Did that pet thing really happen?”
And if that isn’t to your taste I hope I at least have inspired you to write your own comedy headline.
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: When It All Starts
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And when it does, remember the safety moves:
1) Duck
2) Roll
3) Cover.
This ends the “Public Service Announcement” portion for today’s blog post.
Today can be the day of change, when you do make those steps forward, into unknown territory, and yet you move steadily to the goal line. Good for you!
Even today I was asked:
“I like a girl but I barely know her (she is very hot!!)
What do I do?????????”
Dude, you make sure your ears are clean, you walk right up to her and you say to her “I think you’ll make a great girlfriend. Meet me at ‘xxx place’ at ‘xxx time’ later today.” And from there you go slow and calmly away from her, leaving her to wonder what the hell really just happened there.
Because, let me tell you people, you know that if you don’t strike when the opportunity is available, not only will you talk yourself out of doing this small thing but you’ll continue to talk yourself out of doing this time and time again, until, finally, she’s dating some other guy and she seems really, really happy and all you can do is go back to your small apartment, clean out the cat litter, pop open a can of soda and later cry yourself to sleep knowing that you couls have had that happy life.
You could have done something.
You could have gotten some expert help by someone that knows what you’re going through. But you didn’t and here you are. Dude, now is when you got to meet and train to become The Pick-Up Master.
Sucks to be you.
On the other hand my day is going to be great.
I have a great job where all the people like me, some even love me (in a close, platonic way), and after a full day of work I’ll come home, not tired, but ready for a good home made meal prepared by myself and have an enjoyable evening watching television, doing some surfing, and be answering a lot of the responses to my dating profile personal ad beacuse my headline today will read:
“I just won the lottry. Want to play?”
Try to have a great day, don’t be “that guy” be me!
Personal Ad Headline of the Day: On The Singles Market
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I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge Jack Wagner fan but for a date with Heather Locklear I’d make the trip.
There is a certain fascination with dating a celebrity. We’ve all read the very seldom stories of “Don the carpenter” or some other nobody hooking up to a celebrities start and living the romance dream.
Not to disrespect the novelty of all those “Sugar Daddy” introduction services that find rich men and single women looking to live the good life. These types of dating services all used to be called Millionaire’s Clubs but the definition of being a millionaire became equivalent to winning the Publishers Clearing House Contest, a million dollars spread over a 20 year payout. Hell, based on that I’m all ready a millionaire and I still have a few years to go to the end of the millionaire race. Nice, right?
I am hopeful that the “only dating and marrying rock’n'roll musicians rut” Heather Locklear’s been in since the 1980′s is over and she’s looking for a web publisher of a small company (that is struggling) and would be appreciative of the change and the challenge.
You!
People!
You’ll never realize your dreams unless you commit them to paper and make them a goal. And treat them as reachable goals.
For your personal ad headline today I’ll like you to either start your dating dream list (10 celebrities you’d like to meet and date and a few women on the periphery of your life) or refer to the one you have now and find one reason why one of the someones on your list would date you. You don’t need to mention that person’s name in your headline (optional) but let me tell you, if someone identifies with your headline you’ll strike gold.
Here’s my attempt at striking gold with my personal ad headline:
“We have yet to meet and I can promise you the only music you’ll hear around me are the angel singing their praises as they watch us at dinner.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Which Character Are You?
If your life was a television show, which would it be and what would your character play?
I know I’d be inside some insane world like “Gossip Girl” or “The Simpsons”. A place that has a toehold on reality but also grasping to hilarity, seeming to try to reveal a hidden message but not quite making it, do you follow me?
“All the world is a stage and we are but players…” blah blah.
We all have our own stories and we try to make sense of them by comparing our stories to those other stories we see played out in front of us, whether real or imaginary.
The level of comparison and familiarity, depending on our own sense of self-worth and self-confidence, either draws us into the imaginary or points us into the reality that we expect to be our own world.
Explore your habits to help define your personality and move your life forward with the knowledge about yourself that you find.
For your personal ad headline try this:
“I am in a world of my own making and have opened the door for you today.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Heroes
Today we remember our heroes.
it’s hard to find a definition of a hero that doesn’t make someone seem super-human but the reality is a hero is someone who does not shirk from doing the hard job, knowing it is the right thing to do and doing it.
A debt paid forward.
If you take the time you will be able to see, hear and read about the sacrifices made so long ago, and even yesterday, to provide for us what we generally take for granted.
Have a great day!
Personal Ad Headline of the Day: Market Your Love
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Will today be the day that not only you start looking but you also begin to make significant changes in your own well-being to be a more “marketable person”?
Anyone can say anything online but that doesn’t make it true.
When YOU say something and it’s a fact that is a deal-maker or a deal-breaker when you do get a first meeting/date the truth will be the only survivor of that time together.
The TRUTH has to be true and not just based on your lying eyes but also on what the person across the table sees as well.
Will they see the real you or the fantasy you that, because no one is looking over your shoulder, you feel that you can easily add a few little white lies as you write your profile hoping no one will catch you out.
And the excuse that everyone is adding a few white lies to their profile should NOT be the deciding factor for you to also lie to the person that you do hope to be sitting across the table from you in a few nights.
Truth will win out. And truth is a positive first step in any relationship. Ask anyone that has had or is currently in a long-term relationship and how honesty played a part in it.
For your online dating profile headline try this one:
“Honesty makes dating a real effort to find love online; and I’m honest.”
Have a great day!
Personal Ad Headline of the Day: Meeting Safely Online
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Many times an infatuation begins between people that meet online and they only know what the other person reveals about themselves and not much more.
No friends in common, no events shared, nothing but distance and kind words hold these two together. No tough questions are asked about personal histories, employment, education and other types of information that is generally known about someone when introduced by a friend.
Does this seem sane to you?
Now, don’t mistake my intention here, I’m not saying anything bad about meeting people online, I believe quite strongly that it’s easy to meet people online.
But meeting someone to fall in love with before being knowledgable about each other, to a high degree, puts you in a very risky position of not only a broken heart but also puts you into a dangerous position of personal risk.
As I said in my previous post, slow down! Love will wait if love is the intended path you and this other person is to take together.
When you’re meeting someone and are attracted to them don’t allow your infatuation to blind you to the realities of people in this world and that is that they are not always as they seem.
For your personal ad headline try this:
“Love might be blind but I have a guide dog.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Greatest Crisis
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Getting something – anything – faster than the next guy (or the last time) seems to be a driving force in most people’s lives.
Fast food wasn’t fast enough so now it’s a drive-thru that gets us fed faster.
Cooking a regular family dinner and having pride in what you feed your family has been transformed into a feeding frenzy centered around the microwave only regulated by what heats up faster and is more appealing on the front of the package than the actual taste and bonding that was the center of the family meal.
And as a single person, never mind the experience of being invited to a friend “that has a family” dinner disaster, you can also create your own mealtime ruination by simlpy eating similarly to a convict receiving his last meal.
Stop treating the events in your life as though the time involved may never be regained and also, that the time is a waste as the date/meeting occurried.
I challenge you to find in the next 2 days to find three activities that are not time dependant (but you treat them as if they were) and can be handled without a set time limit.
I’ll give you an example:
- when you go grocery shopping (in past posts I have encouraged you to take with youm a shopping list to help you purchase what you need not what you want) do you rush through missing on the real needs of your kitchen then find yourself at home having forgotten to pick up needed items because you ran out of time?
When you relieve yourself of time limits you allow yourself to be free of the restraints that hold you back.
Freedom from time gives you back your life.
For your online dating profile headline today try this:
“I have all the time in the world to meet you but I’d prefer to do it soon!”
Have a great day!
Personal Ad Headline of the Day: The Best
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Get to bed at your regular time and when you wake in the morning turn on your lights, open your curtains and absorb the light your body needs to help you wake up.
And date.
Go on dates, lots of dates. Having a lot of dates helps you to smile and we all know that when you’re smiling the world is a better place.
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And increase the opportunities of someone contacting you by using a cocky and funny headline:
“You’ve tried the rest, now try the best!”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Edit Your Profile Today
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Don’t think about it, they (the government) owed it to you since March. And they’re going to do it again to you in March 2012 too.
Today, as you transition back to Standard Time, know that for today you have an extra hour to change the batteries in your smoke detectors and to edit your online dating profile.
I bet it’s been a while since you’ve updated your profile, changed the photos and worked on writing a friendlier profile that leads to someone wanting to find out more about you instead of reading everything about you that you crammed into a few paragraphs and allows a prospective date to judge you incorrectly and decide to not contact you.
Leave some items off your profile, ask to be contacted for more information about things that you likely to have in common and encourage the person reading your profile to contact you.
Ask anyone in sales, if you don’t ask for the sale you likely won’t get it. Ask for the message from the reader of your profile and you’ll increase the number of messages you’ll get.
Trust me, I wouldn’t steer you wrong.
Start with changing your headline today, post this:
“Start Standard Time by sharing with me your extra hour. Email me today!”
Have a great 25 hour day!
