Friday’s Popular Conversation Topics
Ganna A by Met-Art
Yes, I watch the stock market and at this time of the year there is often a few weird selling patterns that appear consisting of the everyday man-woman-investor cashing in to pay the anticipated bills of the season.
I’m not talking just cash for gift buying. Business people need cash (liquidity) for the new calendar year, parents need to pay the bills for the upcoming school semester. Hell, maybe a guy plans for a very special Valentine’s Day to be pre-paid after the big marriage proposal surprise on Christmas Eve (I did that one).
Sadly, the world markets are out of control, real investor values are all over the board and that doesn’t include the run on the stock market still to come, knocking of hundreds from the stock market indexes in what are normally slow, almost no ripple trading sessions until after the new year.
And all of this leads up to the stories you need to know about so you have some awesome current events to share at the dreaded office party or that lonely corner bar stool tonight. Read and enjoy, here we go!
- Too sexy for that veggie. An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having “sexual thoughts.” Hahahahaha ho. Gotta wonder which “western video” sent this cleric holy man onto this particular line of thought. I know it’s not the same guy that said women shouldn’t drive because it may affect their virginity.
- “I never intended to break the rules.” For a final payout of $12.1 million dollars I wouldn’t know too much about my bankrupt company either. Just saying….
- This is the guy in the running for Last Place Criminal Dufus of the yYear. There’s a video, below, too. But essentially dude snoops on his girlfriend’s teen daughter’s phone, found a nude pick of her and sexted the picture to almost 40 of her contacts to “teach her a lesson”. I can only guess that a couple of the kids might say the photo is old news but this guy has a fun time in store for the holidays and I hope he remembers his “soap on a rope”.
- Where would we be without a heart-fely gift shopping story? Right here is the answer. Dude with a .322 blood alcohol level is arrested for trying to steal 2 big screen TVs from Wal-Mart while he’s wearing the same coat he stole two days earlier from said store. They never said if it was the booze or the greed that gave him away. Too bad, one of those TVs was supposed to be my holiday gift!
- This will not be abused because it’s lobbyists and politicians making gift giving rules for lobbyists and politicians to receive gifts from one and another in time to give and receive this holiday season. Albeit belatedly because the new rules start January 1, 2012. State lawmakers and city council members can accept expensive gifts from lobbyists without disclosure if they are dating, and can receive meals and lodging in lobbyists’ homes without telling the public, under rules approved Thursday by the state ethics agency.
I told you it was a special time of year.
Note: Photo of Ganna A. by Antonio Clemens at Met-Art.
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The Christmas Pick-up
Even Teddy knows what to do!
Now you’re at the mall, alone, and have the job of a lifetime ahead of you: selecting gifts while picking up women. In a nutshell you’ll be looking for single women shoppers that catch you’re interest and like any good plan you have to have a pick-up line, or two, that will be your introduction and segue into treating her for a coffee date for her helping you.
Your pick-up lines:
1) “Hi, can you help me? I’m looking for a gift for my sister’s boyfriend. Gifts have to be under $20.00 and I think he’s into collecting socks to wear to work. And my name is Robert, what’s yours?”
2) “Hello, your holiday shopping is seems like it’s in order, can you spare and idea or two? My great aunt is joining us this year for Christmas and I want to get her a gift but i can’t think what does someone in their 90′s need? I’ really appreciate a couple of ideas if you can help me out. My name’s Robert, what is your name?”
3) “Wow, look at all these toys, I haven’t heard of most of them. Can you spare an idea or two to help me find a fun gift for my 6 year old nephew. By the way, my name’s Robert, what’s yours?”
The lines above contain all of the needed structure that will give you a very good “in” for the beginning of not only introducing yourself to a prospect but also describing in just enough detail a request for help that makes it seem to not be a cheesy pick-up line but a sincere plea for help from a nice guy that is genuinely out of his comfort zone: shopping for gifts.
Of course you’ll need to customize the lines and add a few ones to better match your gift buying list, the “recipients” and for your personality but that shouldn’t be too difficult.
Keep the cost of the items low, $20.00 or so, again depending on your budget and needed gifts. The single women will be looking for something for a friends or family members children, so think toys, puzzles and games, those departments and stores ofer the best opportunities as well as being helpful to separate the single women from the others.
After you’ve been helped by her ask her if you can by her a coffee, now or later. And get her phone number or email address so you can set something up for another time.
If you do successfully get a date be sure to buy the gift, even if your recipient is imaginary and give the toy to a local children’s Christmas toy drive in your community. Create for yourself some good karma. This way you can reveal the lie to her, if it ever comes up, that you did indeed use a pick-up line on her and at the very least one child this Christmas will open a gift that you are both responsible for, sweet isn’t it?
I’ve done my part, now it’s all up to you brother.
Good luck,
Robert
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Finding Something to Talk About
Do you remember the last time you were a part of a conversation, the other talkers looked your way and all they received from you was an uncomfortable moment of silence (the dreaded “pregnant pause”)?
Life isn’t all sex and french fries.
Many people, men and women, can run out of something to say. And if you’re with someone you like, running out of conversation is on par with over-drinking and becoming an obnoxious giant-mouthed bigot.
Yup, it’s that bad.
The pregnant pause never has to happen if you do one of two things:
1) read regularly, and/or
2) be an active member of real-world social clubs.
It’s important to note that people that do not run out of conversation topics are also people that frequently participate in conversations.
If you’re “too shy” to talk with people then that is something you need to work on. You can join a social club (Toastmasters has chapters in many towns and cities), read and stay on top of the daily news and current events.
You have to expand your horizons if you want to be able to be heard and have people that want to hear you.
Or you’ll become old, alone and stupidly opinionated, not knowing much about the world around you other than your own miserable experiences.
Friday’s Best Conversation Topics
Another week, another testament to the horribleness and deceit of our fellow people. If there was only a way for people to be forced to tell the truth…. Nomination hopeful Herman Cain will find next week that the truth will win out. The support of family and friends is certainly determined by the truthfulness of your own life. Good luck Herman!
- Santa Claus is not allowed to visit classes. And students/children are not allowed to give Christmas cards. Obviously the Fort Worth school board is trying to hide the holiday season from their students. What a bunch of hypocrites and liars, eh?
- Woman stabs husband for using online dating service. What she didn’t know is that the accounts are from before he met her. No word if he was still using the accounts. She knows now. I guess asking a couple of honest questions would have saved her from jail.
- Based on recent events we all know the stock market is for suckers. After all, it is the rich man’s play ground as we watch our investments fall in value like an aging hooker. But having a Chinese cave that calls itself “The Underground Grand Canyon” being listed on a U.S stock exchnage is a very deceitful trick, don’t you think?
And finally, a great article about “How to make anyone tell you the truth” or at least confuse the hell out of them so they give it up anyways.
You Made It! Dating Profile Headline of the Day
When you're ready toot your own horn!
Today, December 1st, marks the last few steps to the beginning of the “silly spending season” and beyond to 2012. I am pretty pleased to have made it this far with only losing 2 body parts (long story) and gaining a 2011 Red Dodge Challenger. No matter how tough a day is when I am sitting behind that steering wheel and punching that engine button, hearing those horses roar to life, it gives me satisfaction that I don’t get every day without it.
My writing career has stalled but my latest article (All I Want for Christmas is a New Girlfriend) has given me new life in my capabilities. I don’t generally go with the “New Year’s Resolution” gimmick. I believe that the force of change is within each of us and waiting for a specific time of year to start what should be a positive change in our lives is just silly. You know you should do it, so do it! By the end of the month you can then say “I made it!”
The biggest positive chnage you can make with your life is to share it with someone special. Make no doubt about it, without the love and support of someone special your life will never have the full meaning your life should have (past, future and present clergy excepted).
Wear that power tie, put on those sexy panties, slip into those plaid socks, you’re going to have a great day today and a tremendous life – just come back to read this blog daily for everything you need to know.
For your first headstart rewrite your headline into a power headline that will attract the type of person you want – no need – to have in your life:
“I do not back down from pressure but I will be the person that wants to be right for you!”
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: An Exciting Date
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My favourite team, the BC Lions, won the Grey Cup (the Canadian version of the NFL’s Superbowl, BC Lions won 34-23 over the Winnipeg Blue Bombers) and there’s no stopping me now! (Health issues aside. Yup, still healing from an emergency appendix surgery but I’m feeling the positive energy, people!)
Great moods are 90% based on your outlook on life and 10% based on the luck of what happens in your life outside of your control and how you deal with your own current events versus the world.
You can win!
I firmly believe that we are all WINNERS,
we just haven’t found the right game rules to play yet, and maybe for right now it’s not dating.
Unless you have confidence in the things you love to do the most, how in hell should you be expected to have confidence when you’re putting yourself “out there”, emotionally and physically, on the dating line in the department of romance?
Consider that if things haven’t been going so well for you maybe it’s time to read some articles about dating and relationships, maybe also an ebook or two to download and read in privacy and take what you’re learning to pump up your dating game.
For today I hope that you’ll start stepping up your dating game right now with this headline for your online personal ad:
“You could be the reason why I stop online dating… You can be The One!”
Have a great day!
How To Save The Economy Right Now!
Shop at home - save the world!
I believe that if countries begin to raise tariffs on imported goods to make their own locally produced items a comparable price then we’ll all be a little better off by having a reason to “shop at home”.
And if tariffs aren’t the answer then there is a second way to gain the same effect: mail-in rebates on locally made goods backed by the corresponding government financial system.
We can stop buying from China, or whoever, (and exporting our hard currency to them) when we start buying locally. But consumers need a good reason to purchase “Made at Home” goods over comparitive quality lower priced goods. Trade imbalances are debts that must be covered by our governments buying back the hard currency in the form of debt, an economic death-spiral.
The next federal efforts of stimulating the economy should be aimed at local manufacturers and producers of goods to spur purchasing and hiring at home.
If we can get a pair of jeans for $9.99 from China and a comparitive quality pair of jeans made at home costs $29.99 then let the government offer consumers a mail-in rebate of $20.00 as a part of their firing up the economy and hiring at home.
Everyone local wins and our money stays where it works best, at home.
This is my solution.
Personal Ad Headline of the Day: Self Promotion
“The truth will set you free.”
What a load of crap!
I mean, there are certain things you need to be truthful about and certain people you need to be truthful with but I don’t see that each group needs 100% of the same truths all the time.
Sometimes it is within generally agreed upon interpersonal manners to offer a little white lie to spare someone unnecessarily hurt feelings.
Online dating is often filled with all kinds of little white lies and has been the subject of countless surveys determining what will most likely be lied about.
For the ladies:
- age
- weight
For the men:
- height
- job
All that being said there’s nothing wrong with a little self promotion, after all, what is a dating profile if not a way to seek the attention of someone?
The trick to the method is saying enough to offer someone a little insight into your professional and personal life without giving away the store and having nothing to talk about when you finally get together face to face.
Remember to be:
Gratious
Real
Endearing
Animated
Truthful
And the both of you will have a GREAT date.
For your dating profile headline why not give this honest headline a try:
“Five Star Date at a One Star Diner.”
Have a great day!
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