Dating Profile Headline of the Day: When It All Starts
Meet and Become The Pick-Up Master
And when it does, remember the safety moves:
1) Duck
2) Roll
3) Cover.
This ends the “Public Service Announcement” portion for today’s blog post.
Today can be the day of change, when you do make those steps forward, into unknown territory, and yet you move steadily to the goal line. Good for you!
Even today I was asked:
“I like a girl but I barely know her (she is very hot!!)
What do I do?????????”
Dude, you make sure your ears are clean, you walk right up to her and you say to her “I think you’ll make a great girlfriend. Meet me at ‘xxx place’ at ‘xxx time’ later today.” And from there you go slow and calmly away from her, leaving her to wonder what the hell really just happened there.
Because, let me tell you people, you know that if you don’t strike when the opportunity is available, not only will you talk yourself out of doing this small thing but you’ll continue to talk yourself out of doing this time and time again, until, finally, she’s dating some other guy and she seems really, really happy and all you can do is go back to your small apartment, clean out the cat litter, pop open a can of soda and later cry yourself to sleep knowing that you couls have had that happy life.
You could have done something.
You could have gotten some expert help by someone that knows what you’re going through. But you didn’t and here you are. Dude, now is when you got to meet and train to become The Pick-Up Master.
Sucks to be you.
On the other hand my day is going to be great.
I have a great job where all the people like me, some even love me (in a close, platonic way), and after a full day of work I’ll come home, not tired, but ready for a good home made meal prepared by myself and have an enjoyable evening watching television, doing some surfing, and be answering a lot of the responses to my dating profile personal ad beacuse my headline today will read:
“I just won the lottry. Want to play?”
Try to have a great day, don’t be “that guy” be me!
I Wonder: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
This is something to wonder about.
Love is contagious but if you aim this “love virus” at someone who is otherwise immune you not only end up with wasted effort but the “contagion” you had will have to rebuild its strength before it has the strength to strike again.
We each have personal experiences with rejected love. Whether we are eventually off-putted with a standard refusal of our advances and obsession or were ridiculed and rejected in a humiliating way, love was lost and our wounds were opened up and raw for a long time afterwards.
Some people attempt to immunize themselves against the love virus, refusing to become either a target for love or an arrow on the bow of Cupid. Their existence becomes robotic, cold and as predictable as a sunny day. But even sunny days can bring rain and when love strikes these people they can be so overwhelmed that they find new life shattering their solitary existence becoming forever changed.
I urge you to not hide from the effects of love but I wonder if anyone reading this will heed my warning.
For your personal ad headline try this today:
“Love may be eternal but love is also scarce, will you share yours with me?”
Have a great day!
‘Love Hurts’ by Nazareth (circa 1976)
Judging Others: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Do you see “into” people? Or do you just see their outer “attitude”?
We all have two faces: the one we share with strangers and the one we share with close family and friends.
We all see only one face from the people around us and the people we meet. Then we judge them, pigeon-hole them so we can make sense of their personality.
It’s a hard world after all.
Today your challenge is to not judge others until you’ve spent more time getting to know them. Refuse to be mislead by the part of your brain that classifies everyone and everything so it can understand the people you’re with.
When you can control this instinctive (and often misleading) classification of others you will allow yourself to really get to know people whereas before you’d just as easily not bother with them at all.
Today your dating profile headline suggestion is:
“I can follow you if you get the party started.”
Have a great day!
Are You In Control? Dating Profie Headline of the Day
Cowgirl: She Looks Like She's In Control
If you’re always beside or behind the driver (not on a bus silly, unless you are the driver) then someone else is arranging for your safe passage and final destination timetable.
Life is about doing things according to you own timetable, am I right?
I want you to consider, starting today, what the first small change you can make towards the final goal of being in charge of your life and not being led by someone else’s decisions.
Your personal life will bloom and your relationships will be better managed when you’re no longer “going for the ride”.
For your dating profile headline try this headline today:
“I know I’m not in charge of the world but my life is under my complete control now.”
Have a great day!
The Day The World Changed: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Today is the day before the world changed forever. I don’t know about you but I’ve been trembling since the month started and I live about as far as you can get from New York while still being in North America.
I know this is a normal and expected reaction to the horrors witnessed on that day and the following dissection of every event, every act of heroism and every death in the years since.
We have the opportunity to continue to come together, to heal, and to pass along this moment in history so our guard will never be down again.
For your dating headline today remember your compassion and humanity:
“Community healing is a one-on-one beginning.”
Have a great day!
In The Palm of Your Hand: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
In The Palm of Your Hand
If you feel powerful at this moment then good for you. If you’re afraid of dropping them or feel like throwing them against the wall, then maybe love isn’t what you feel for this person standing in the palm of your hand.
Love and power go together.
When you’re in love you should have a feeling of self-determination, that is, having control over your life, not the feeling of loss, of relinquishing control over your life to someone else (very unhealthy).
If you have no control your relationship will drift along, rudderless, until it hits the rocks.
For your dating profile headline today post this:
“I know the difference between love and control”.
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Thursday
Happy as a clam?
Smiling like a lion?
Cool as a cucumber?
When life gives you lemons….
Welcome to your life as an old, tired saying.
Your dating profile headline doesn’t have to be that way. Not anymore.
Not when you can post this as your dating profile headline today:
“Which is it? Cheese nachos or Big Macs?”
Make your pick, make your date, right?
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Tuesday, a day that barely registers with most people… unless today is your birthday, then, of course, you have something to celebrate.
But we can always celebrate online, right?
So here goes:
Have a party with me, let’s celebrate life today!
That should draw some excellent attraction to your profile headline!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Sunday… this is a great day for online personals… really.
People have had their disappointments with the Friday and Saturday bar/dinner crowd and now are looking for some real interaction with a real person. (HINT: this real person is YOU!)
So our headline for today is:
I am a real person. And I am ready for more than friendship!
This will attract the people that have so far missed your online profile.
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
This time, let’s just yell and shout:
“I’M HERE!! OVER HERE! CLICK HERE! TAKE A PEEK NOW!!”
Sometimes you just have to scream it out.
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Today let’s make a STATEMENT about NOT passing our PROFILE by.
“DO NOT pass MY profile without taking A CLOSER LOOK”
The variation of CAPS and lowercase makes this headline POP. Try this technique with any headline you post!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Today let’s get a little personal with or personal ad headline…
“What color are your eyes? Mine are…”
Blue, and they become steely grey when I am watching you!
Or something to that effect. Have fun with your answer to that profile headline question.
