Pain-free: Dating Profile of the Day
2010's last pumpkin picture
I hope you had a good Halloween weekend.
I expect to hear soon from all the “candy conspiracy buffs” explaining loudly how the candy makers have us all by the balls, during a rather predictable “candy gifting” calendar and the lack of reasonable gifts under $20.00 for people you just don’t give a damn about any more.
That being said, I’d also like to offer a chocolaty thank you to all the kids that didn’t appear at my door last night so I now have a reasonable stash of mini candy bars for a while.
Next on the calendar is Thanksgiving, Black Friday and then, of course, Christmas. Of course don’t forget that winter will be mixed in which also means that next Sunday clocks fall back and we’ll get an hour of extra sleep on payment of sunset at 4:30 and earlier until the winter solstice on December 21. Now the extra hour sleep is one thing I like about fall.
Wow that’s a lot of info for one post (feel free to read a couple of times and maybe email to a friend or two too).
So let’s skip ahead to today’s dating profile headline:
“Do you know a pain-free way to get spirit-gum off the face?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
FRIDAY —- Thank God It’s Friday.
Only three things to do:
- cash paycheck
- pickup booze and munchies
- invite friends over to watch something
Of course, the main ingredient is missing… your new girl/boyfriend.
WHAT? NO??
It’s because you don’t have on? Ohhh, so, we have money, booze enough for 10 friends, and no where to go.
GO online! Find new friends that will party with you. And to do that you’ll need to attract people to your picture profile, so he sure to change it with this:
“(SMILE in your profile picture) I am not sad and if I was, would you be someone I can talk to?”
Have a great week!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Saturday…
I like how the week repeats itself, every seven days we get to do it all over again.
Is there anything that you did in the last seven days that you’d like to do again?
Or not do again?
Who cares? … it’s Saturday…. freedom day for some, for many. Others have to work today, so let’s not celebrate too much, right?
Yeah, right. LOL
And in a humorous vein, let’s have a fun headline to post to our profile. Finding someone funny and nice would be a real treat, right?
Well, humor attracts humor. So let’s get started with this:
“Share with me your favorite joke. If you make me laugh you might get a date!”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Tuesday… rain, dark clouds, sunny breaks… this isn’t the weather these are the moods many people feel on a Tuesday.
So let’s brighten there day, let’s post a headline today that will inspire messages to us from interesting people looking for some sunshine into their otherwise dark day.
So, for Tuesday, let’s post as our headline:
“Blond hair, brown eyes, someone fun to hang out with”.
This will shake the cobwebs from their keyboards!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Saturday, the hangover day. Either you’ve got one from Friday or you’re planning on not getting one (unsuccessfully) today.
Well cheer up! No one wants a dunderfluss around, all mopey and ill-feeling.
So, today our headline will read:
“Missed you last night, can you email me now?”
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Tuesday. This day can be good, it can be bad… nobody knows how Tuesday will be until it’s over.
But that doesn’t mean we can’t spice it up of our own accord, right?
So today’s headline is:
I live the life of a rock star… join me!
And if that doesn’t get some attention, I don’t know what will!
