Only three things to do:

- cash paycheck

- pickup booze and munchies

- invite friends over to watch something

Of course, the main ingredient is missing… your new girl/boyfriend.

WHAT? NO??

It’s because you don’t have on? Ohhh, so, we have money, booze enough for 10 friends, and no where to go.

GO online! Find new friends that will party with you. And to do that you’ll need to attract people to your picture profile, so he sure to change it with this:

“(SMILE in your profile picture) I am not sad and if I was, would you be someone I can talk to?”

Have a great week!

I like how the week repeats itself, every seven days we get to do it all over again.

Is there anything that you did in the last seven days that you’d like to do again?
Or not do again?

Who cares? … it’s Saturday…. freedom day for some, for many. Others have to work today, so let’s not celebrate too much, right?
Yeah, right. LOL

And in a humorous vein, let’s have a fun headline to post to our profile. Finding someone funny and nice would be a real treat, right?

Well, humor attracts humor. So let’s get started with this:
“Share with me your favorite joke. If you make me laugh you might get a date!”

Have a great day!

So let’s brighten there day, let’s post a headline today that will inspire messages to us from interesting people looking for some sunshine into their otherwise dark day.

So, for Tuesday, let’s post as our headline:
“Blond hair, brown eyes, someone fun to hang out with”.

This will shake the cobwebs from their keyboards!

Well cheer up! No one wants a dunderfluss around, all mopey and ill-feeling.

So, today our headline will read:
“Missed you last night, can you email me now?”

So today’s headline is:
I live the life of a rock star… join me!

And if that doesn’t get some attention, I don’t know what will!