Smile Today: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
A world of wonderful things.
Isn’t this what we all say aloud when the genie asks you to use one of your three wishes?
But privately it’s going to be money or sex and if you only have one wish choose money because with money you’ll be able to get sex somewhere for sure.
That being said a world of wonderful things is what we wake to every day. It’s the perception of our surroundings, and the people within them, that do make up our world and it can be warm and fuzzy or cold and callous depending on your outlook on life.
Buy yourself an itunes song and raise your spirits (even the preview is pretty funny for a country song).
Smile and no matter what, at the very least pretend to be happy and your body will get used to the good feeling and soon you’ll infect all of those around you with a sunny and friendly disposition.
For your headline today use this on your personal ad:
“I’m the person that created the smiley and the 
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Have a great day!
Are You Hip Enough to Date? Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Are you hip enough to date?
It’s a simple enough question that allows for no-border-crossing-here gaps in societal status and experience.
You know what I mean: if you’re the rocker from the 70′s you can’t date the girl from the MTV generation.
Unless you convert.
And there aren’t too many women doctors dating dishwashers these days but there are mid-level management types dating women sales clerks.
It’s all about expectation and realization.
When you can figure out your expectations versus the reality of where and who you are, you’ll begin to date successfully.
For today’s personal ad headline post this:
“My type is A+, what’s yours?”
Have a great day!
About Your Life: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Your life is not an answer to a ‘yes or no’ question.
Life is full of maybes and needs and desires. Also rounded out with plenty of ‘shoulda, woulda, coulda’.
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you can’t do something (legal and proper) because we all have the power to accomplish something, many great things, in our lives. And to greatly enhance the lives of others, especially those near and dear to us.
Do you want to make someone feel special?
Love them with all you have, with everything you have and in every way that you can. Because what you have might not last and the opportunity to make someone feel the love you have for them could be lost – forever – in a moment.
When you leave this place do so without regret because regret is the one wound that will never heal.
For the headline of your online personal ad try this to capture the heart of someone special:
“What could I share with you to make you feel loved?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Could You Do Without?
You don’t really need it.
How many times in your life have you heard that phrase?
One too many, I’m sure.
In this consumer world of ours it’s hard to separate the things we need to be happy from the things we’re told we need to be happy. Now, I’m not saying that we should all become minimalists or “free-gans” by any means, but maybe, just maybe, there’s one thing we could take out of our lives that wouldn’t cause total chaos when it’s gone.
Think about this today and see if you can identify that one thing.
For your personal ad headline today give this a go:
“I’m open to new possibilities, just not anything weird.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Angels
To love an angel.
We’ve all loved an angel. That first love from so long ago could do no wrong. Do you remember him or her?
Then that love was lost and we spent a lot of time trying to find it again.
Such is life. As a teenager.
But now we know better. True love isn’t an ideal, it’s a real living thing that requires attention, respect and communication to be able to stay alive.
We are so much smarter now, aren’t we?
For your personal ad headline today, attract some attention with this:
“You could be my angel if I could be yours.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: A Smashing Success
Be strong enough to choose.
Others may rate your performance for things here and there. Others may hold sway over the choices that are offered to you.
But do not be remiss in thinking that you never have a choice, the choice to do or not to do is always yours.
And you have to also remember that your choice will always have implications on others.
No matter what the decision is to be made I urge you to be strong enough to make the choice, to choose, no matter how painful or fateful. Choose.
If you decide not to make your own choice you can be certain there are others that will make the choice for you, usually to a much worse end.
Be true to yourself, you are the judge and jury of your life.
For your personal ad headline today give this a try:
“I am strong enough to choose, are you?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Comedy Headlines
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And if you’re going for real laughs lessen the material.
Yes, there are rules to life, dating and even love… I know you’re surprised. “Rules to love?” you ask incredulously, “tell me you’re lying, please!”
I understand your bewilderment, after all those months (years?!) of dating and when you finally walk down the aisle you’re going to need to need to learn a whole new rulebook, it just isn’t fair is it?
That’s one reason I believe the marriage rate has gone down so much over the past two generations. All of these under-achievers living together, too worried about not passing the final exam so they don’t even attempt taking the walk down the aisle to get passed the next rulebook they’ll need.
Hahaha…
Then we have those that haven’t given up, they’re just waiting for the right time to get back into the dating market. Like it’s a stock exchange or something. And based on recent history the stock market is a lot more dangerous than hanging your hopes on a partner for life these days.
One last shot and then it’s time to choose, kids. For your headline of your personal ad try this today:
“I’m glad you found my profile, I read yours already. Did that pet thing really happen?”
And if that isn’t to your taste I hope I at least have inspired you to write your own comedy headline.
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Which Character Are You?
If your life was a television show, which would it be and what would your character play?
I know I’d be inside some insane world like “Gossip Girl” or “The Simpsons”. A place that has a toehold on reality but also grasping to hilarity, seeming to try to reveal a hidden message but not quite making it, do you follow me?
“All the world is a stage and we are but players…” blah blah.
We all have our own stories and we try to make sense of them by comparing our stories to those other stories we see played out in front of us, whether real or imaginary.
The level of comparison and familiarity, depending on our own sense of self-worth and self-confidence, either draws us into the imaginary or points us into the reality that we expect to be our own world.
Explore your habits to help define your personality and move your life forward with the knowledge about yourself that you find.
For your personal ad headline try this:
“I am in a world of my own making and have opened the door for you today.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Heroes
Today we remember our heroes.
it’s hard to find a definition of a hero that doesn’t make someone seem super-human but the reality is a hero is someone who does not shirk from doing the hard job, knowing it is the right thing to do and doing it.
A debt paid forward.
If you take the time you will be able to see, hear and read about the sacrifices made so long ago, and even yesterday, to provide for us what we generally take for granted.
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Magic
Well, if Justin Bieber can have a child out of wedlock the world really is going to hell in a hand-basket (my admiration of Lindsay Lohan notwithstanding).
What you roll out of bed for in the morning is to put your best foot forward and make a positive impact on the lives of the people you interact with during the day.
No one gets up in the morning planning to have a crappy day, right?
Today is your day and it all starts with using this as your dating profile headline:
“If you believe in love share with me some of your magic.”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: Life is Short
Monday is over, thank goodness.
Needless to say I had a very rough Monday and I hope that the events of Monday will not be repeated again within my lifetime. It wasn’t the “trick or treaters” banging on my door to exchange tricks for treats. I saw no tricks but gave out a lot of treats.
No, I’m not speaking about the fluctuations of currency or the fall of the stock markets. I don’t travel and my investments are so small (and have lost so much of their value) that if I sold them I’d owe my broker more for the transaction fees than I’d get for the sale overall. Ugh.
“Life is short, I just want to make you happy.”
Have a great day!
Personal Ad Headline of the Day
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Today marks the “Factory Clearout” of dating opportunities.
I’m sure you’ve seen the car television ads offering factory clearout pricing. It’s the time of year to clear out the old to make room for the new.
You think they’re talking about cars and trucks and that’s exactly what they seem to be talking about to the uninformed.
But what’s really going on are the subliminal suggestions that you’re running out of time to find a Christmas Sweetheart and a New Year’s date.
You can try it to see that it’s true. The next time you see a car ad on TV mentally switch the make/model names for either “girlfriend” or “boyfriend”. This will freak you out, I’m sure.
So begin your online dating adventure and capture some sweetie’s heart for the crazy holiday season.
For your online dating profile try this headline:
“I am sure glad you’re reading this!”
Have a great day!
