Friday’s Conversation Topics
This week is almost officially done! Thank goodness, I really need a break and a beer, in that order. I do not have “tiger blood” in my veins so I need to rest and relax in mortal ways. And, of course, communicate with people in an understandable language not necessarily of my choice. Although I feel great about myself others may not categorize myself as a “winner’. Sorry, I just had to get that out…lol… Anyways, here are this weeek’s most interesting news topics that you can read and later freely converse about. I’ll try my best to have no Charlie Sheen in any of them, I’ll try.
- Want to win your funeral costs? Sure you do, so if you’re German you have a contest to enter. A German local radio station is offering a competition prize much closer to home than an exotic holiday or tickets for a celebrity concert. That’s right, all expense paid funeral. Geesh…
- Kate Middleton flipping jacks. With photos. What a way to spend Shrove Tuesday. Maybe that’s why the wedding is scheduled for when it is, Kate can beg off of rich food for Lent instead of calling it a diet. Did they announce yet who the lucky dress-maker is? (Yes, Sarah Burton.) The dress is red…. hmmm…
- Woman offers sex to get out of speeding ticket. She get’s arrested for bribery and the target of a bizarre police report. It’s all caught on the cop’s traffic cam. She said she’d do “anything” in place of the $191.00 ticket.
- Don’t pee on an airplane anymore… that is, in the lavoratory. There’s no oxygen mask in that little cublicle so if you’re in there doing your business when a hole appears in the airplane (or something similar) and they have to rapidly descend, you won’t have an oxygen mask to wear resulting in lung trauma or death. Thanks FAA, flying isn’t scary enough already.
Can We Meet?: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
The laundry chore.
It’s here! What we’ve been waiting for all week has arrive and in just a few more hours the weekend will begin.
Yes, I know, for many of us the weekend means chores and shopping. But we don’t have to make it the whole purpose of tonight and the weekend do we?
Tonight you should be certain to browse through the profiles of your favorite dating service and find one person to set-up a coffee date with during the aftternoon on Saturday.
This will break up your chores, mixing them in with something fun to do, and life will be good again.
And since you’ll be logged into your favorite dating service, you might as well update your personal ad profile headline too. Try this one:
“Can we meet between laundry and grocery shopping chores?”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday – In The Month of Love
I am ready. Are you ready?
The weekend offers so many possibilities. Friday nights are usually for going out with some co-workers after the day is done, for a drink or two, unwinding the decompressing from the week. And prepping your psyche to shift gears and enter the “personal time” personality you have.
Then two days of chores during the day and relaxation during the night.
I can tell you that Friday nights are the most popular time for people to join a new dating service. Either this is their first time for their online dating adventure or they’re not as happy with the dating service they’re a member of and decide to “widen the net” and try a new dating service (I suggest www.DoYouDate.me for you) to meet people.
What does this mean for you, my friend? The online dating world has grown just a little bit larger and this weekend means you can send out messages, smiles, and winks to a whole new group of members. I’m excited, are you excited?
You should be excited, your life is about to take on a whole new meaning.
With all these new people joining dating services tonight it’s a great time to refresh your personal ad headline, so I offer you this funny headline today:
“Online dating arts and crafts: The artful dodger of the past and the crafty dreamer of the future.”
Have a great day!
Pickup Online: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday – In The Month of Love
Another weekend is upon us, cold, snowy and blowy. A great day to stay in and work on your dating profiles.
Consider this: I’m going to give you a place where you can meet hundreds of men (and women) and get dates. This doesn’t involve pickup lines and hanging out in the grocery store either.
This place allows you to easily introduce yourself exactly how you want to introduce yourself without forced conversations or the timer ticking on your pay-by-minute phone chat line.
I want you to join www.doyoudate.me and kick-start your dating efforts into high gear starting now. (here’s a secret to making the most of your free membership: Drop by the gift store once a day. You can earn bonus points and be able to send some really nice virtual gifts to someone that has caught yout attention. This is a great way to introduce yourself and it’sd available to free members.)
www.DoYouDate.me doesn’t use any headlines in their member dating profiles, so it’s easier for you to talk about yourself and save the witty headlines for different websites. If you need a headline for another dating service, try this one one for size:
“You can start or should I?”
Have a great day!
Dating Strategies: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday – In the Month of Love
Dating is all about communication. This is basic and it’s often the most misunderstood.
Communication encompasses body language, the spoken word, and our actions that speak louder than words.
Is it any wonder that when people don’t understand these tools of communication you have breakdowns of emotion and breakups of relationships?
There are plenty of downloadable ebooks that can offer you much more information about these topics, suffice it to say I can’t write everything about them in one, or even several, articles. (Look to the right for some suggested titles and visit the ebooks page too.)
If you can walk and talk then without a doubt you’ve allowed your words to speak differently than your actions at some point and suffered the consequences.
I know, horrible memories.
I want to share with you a strategy for helping others understand you as you are talking with them. This is a salesman’s trick but it also works very well with any type of interpersonal communication. It’s called the “mirror technique” and it’s all about mirroring the body language of the person you’re talking with so that they don’t instinctively sense you as a threat but as a friend instead.
If their arms are crossed across their chest, you do it too. Crossed arms are a sign of defense and preparation for a fight (mostly) but if you mirror this position then you’re instinctively “one of the tribe” and the defense will soon turn to arms at their sides and a more open and friendly posture.
Try this the next time you’re talking with someone, this mirroring technique, and you’re very likely to bring down their defenses and increase your friendship level too.
As for online dating, be open and friendly in your messages and do not prejudge the people you exchange messages with, unless their freaks 9then just don’t respond at all).
The headline suggestion for today is this:
“If you don’t say hello you’ll never know.”
Have a great day!
Truth in Dating: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
“The truth will out.”
I am a firm beleiver that there can only be one truth. What is true for me also must be true for you. Otherwise one of us is in error about what the truth is.
There is a common perception that online dating profiles are full of lies. That everyone sheds a few pounds, adds more hair, enhances their education and income. And I am certain that this happens for some people. They may think that adding to their attractiveness online may make them a better catch to someone else they meet online, after all, if everyone is doing it why shouldn’t I?
“The truth will out.”
As you proceed with your online dating adventure remember, at some point your self-published “facts” will need to be proven in the presence of that “first date” person.
And beginning a possible dating relationship by apoligizing about yourself probably will do more harm than good.
Go into your profile and make the necessary chnages right now and make no apoligizies later.
And while you’re there chnage your headline to today’s suggestion:
“Hey! Look here! An honest profile!”
Have a great day!
Your Fourth Luckiest Day: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Your Fourth Luckiest Day
Today is your fourth luckiest day.
I’d recount what your other three, luckier, days are but that seems to be so very narrow-minded on my part that we’ll avoid describing those three luckier days this time around.
Today is your fourth luckiest day because, without you reading these words that I will share with you, you’d never know that you even had a fourth luckiest day at all.
What makes this day so lucky for you is not that it’s Friday even though I’m a big fan of TGIF (Thank God It’s Friday) too, it’s this: The Fourth Luckiest Day is a day that you can celebrate anything for any reason (legal aspects included) and be able to encourage others to celebrate this day with you as long as you include the fact that you’re celebrating “You’re Fourth Luckiest Day” of your life which is all about the subject of your choice and how it positively affects your life.
So run with this and enjoy. Isn’t my blog great… all the time?
My dating profile headline suggestion of the day for you, even if you’re still taking “baby steps” with your online dating adventure, is this:
“Today is my Fourth Luckiest Day, ask me why!”
Have a great day!
New Year’s Resolution: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Chaos Theory
Will you be making the world a better place today?
Now, I don’t plan on going weird on you, or beg for money for the starving and uneducated masses of children in the world.
But carry this thought with you today, even as you plan out your New Year’s resolutions; that is, if there is something about you that is broken and needs fixing.
Every one of us has the power to make a positive influence on someone else’s life and there are times when this is a better thing to do, and as a bonus, it carries with it points for self-improvement too.
So when someone asks you what your New Year’s resolution is, say to them “I’m going to make the world a better place”.
Examples of this would be:
- Holding a door open for a stranger
- Helping an elderly man or woman to cross the street, hold an elavator for them
- Being friendly and cordial in long lineups at the cashier when getting groceries or any other lineup
Small changes can bring big results, just as in “Chaos Theory”.
For your headline today stand out from the crowd and post as your healine:
“I hope to make the world a better place”.
Have a great day!
Creative Headline: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
We can share a sandwich!
It’s all here today, everything you need to know about online dating has been wrapped up in one place, www.aLoveLinksPlus.com.
I have worked very hard, for more than 10 years, to bring to you the best possible information on hundreds of dating services so you can find one (or more) to join that suits your personality and romantic needs/desires.
There will be more information coming because there are always new dating service scoming online, rady to help you find that special someone.
In this post I offer to you, daily, a new headline to use in your personal ad profile to help you get some attention and possibly meet more people by using a creative headline.
Today I offer you this:
“I would like to share a sandwich with you, what type do you like?”
Have a great day!
The Fart: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
I don’t often discuss relationship issues. Not because I’m not a very good advice giver, more simply the reason is relationship advice is a very personal area and needs to be handled a little more delicately that just an open blog post or article that is written for general consumption.
That being said, there are topics that have mass appeal and can help a wider variety of people that if just shared with one. This is one of those articles.
Note: It used to be that hand holding was a big step in dating (sounds rather archaic these days), thren ti became when a couple had sex the relationship was cemented in exclusivity and direction.
These days, when traditional dating seems to have fallen by the way-side, the “hook-up” and the “hanging-out” have become the “dating scene” these days.
Hanging out with your friends is good but just hanging out and hooking up for sex is not a relationship builder. Although hooking up is not totally anonymous sex, it is an excercise in bodily pleasure without the issues of beginning or having a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.
So this takes having sex totally out of the equation for when a man and a woman declare that they are “dating”. Sex has already happened, at least once, and now the relationship starts ahead of the curve with the expectations that are common and mormal when two poeple form a relationship.
I mention all of this because, with sex out of the dating equation, it’s become harder to know when a dating relationship has started as well as when this relationship has begun to enter “exclusive” and “formal” stages.
So I offer to you the “fart” as the new line in the sand as to when a relationship has become serious and exclusivity is on the way.
When men and women spend a lot of time together it’s normal for someone, at sometime, have an “explosive release of gas” from their bottom. The key here is whether the fart is disguised, hidden out of earshot of the other partner, or is is just observed as a “natural thing” with no further comment.
I once read somewhere that a study was done and it became evident that humans “release gas” anally on an average of 400 times a day. Now, not all farts are loud and distinguishable from other sounds, but a few are.
It’s how they are handled by each partner that now determines the state of the relationship.
If you are trying to hide your farts by leaving the room or waiting for a covering louder noise then your dating is still in what would be called the “honeymoon stage”.
If, however, you do not hide your fart and it is of such force that the fart cannot be explained as some other noise, and your partner is present in the same room, you can safely assume that you’re relationship is “maturing” and exclusivity is on the way.
Remember this and you’ll have one more secret to measure current and future relationships with.
Our dating profile headline of the day is:
“It’s hard to believe that I’m here and so are you!”
Have a great day!
Black Friday: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Friday
I would say let the madness begin but for many holiday shoppers they’ve been in line for hours and shopped already and are now back at home, cosily in bed.
Yes, Black Friday has taken it’s first victims.
Now, whether you are at home, at work planning a later shopping trip to forage through the leftovers, I have one word of caution for you: sometimes the deals aren’t that good, so knoiw what you’re buying. Or just wait for the storm to pass and shop at home, online, on Cyber Monday.
Your choice.
Online dating does not have a sale, it’s the same people in different laces, so you have to have your “warrior helmut of love” on and storm the walls of several dating services from not to New Year’s Eve so youeither have a date or you’ve had a few dates and are preparing to ask someone out on another date for New Year’s Eve. That’s our goal now.
To help you on this task I offer this headline for you to use today:
“You like? Let’s chat and maybe we’ll date!”
Have a great day!
