Pirate Personal Ad Headlines
Pirate personal ad headlines
Let’s see what a pirate might post as his personal ad headline, complete with proper character slang:
- Aaargh… do you want ta be me matey?
- Would ya like ta see my plunder?
- I’ve sailed the seven seas ta find ye.
- Don’t let my eye patch scare ya away.
- Would you like to see what’s inside my treasure chest?
- My left hand hook is made of pure silver.
- I will share my bottle of rum with ye.
- When you’re with a pirate you are…
- I am not a peg-leg pirate.
Dating Profile Headline of the Day
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A popular way to write an inmaginative and attention geting headline is to take something that is happening now and make it your own.
I will give you two examples:
1. The new movie “Men Who Stare at Goats” is opening this weekend, so wrap your headline around this and you get “I don’t stare at anything“.
2. The Olympic torch is being carried across Canada before being lit when the Games start so your headline could be “I’m good at carrying a torch” or maybe stretch the event a little more and you get “I know the bear that stopped the Torch“.
How to write a great personal ad is all about writing something funny that suits your personality. If you don’t feel all that funny then visit this website for starters.
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