They do what to parrots?

“Because I like it!”

How often have you used that excuse for a behavior of your’s that someone points out to you? I’m betting not as often as it’s assumed by the people that show write funny movies. But I bet that if you popped that sentence in every once in a while your conversations are going to seem to have a lot more fun in them. Go ahead, try it today and let me know how it works out for you.

Funny is always attractive but it has to be entertaining funny not malicious funny. How to tell the two apart? If it’s only funny to you, it’s likely to be malicious funny.

Funny headlines always help your dating profile to stand out. You can only read so many “Moonlit walk on the beach” style headlines before you realize that it’s just not possible for so many people to live on the beach. Someone’s lying.

For your funny headline today this is what I suggest (feel free to modify it if you prefer):
“Why do they circumsize parrots in zoos?”

Let me know how your responses turn out. Have a great day!

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Funny droll or funny Ha Ha?

I am under the gun.

Moving day is fast approaching and I have about 80% of my stuff not in boxes… the stuff isn’t even aware there is a box with it’s name on it.

You’d think that, after having at least a dozen addresses under my belt I’d either be more organized or just still have my stuff in boxes from the last move.

Ahh well… let’s get back to the task at hand, your dating profile headline.

You know, you’ve got to be ready, kind of having your boxes marked, so that your headline goes properly along with your profile. if your headline does not match your profile, as in showing off a part of you that isn’t apparent when someone reads your headline you might confuse the reader and turn them off instead of turning them onto you.

Basically, if your headline is funny include some humor in your profile (there’s always the “About You” box where you can write about yourself creatively), if your headline is serious, write about your strength and fortitude.

For today, Friday, this is what I suggest your headline show read:
“Are you funny droll or funny Ha Ha?”

Have a great day!

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If you’re like me then you’re hard at work, avoiding the task at hand…LOL

Seriously, when I work I work hard, when I’m not, I don’t. Or something liek that, if you follow me.

Now, before I get too far afield, let’s take a moment and complete today’s task: posting a great attracting headline.

To complete this task we have to put ourselves in the other person’s feet (or mouse/computer combination), and consider what would we find attention-getting in a dating profile headline.

It could be humor, it could be something risque, maybe even something ordinary in an otherwise unordinary way.
For this Wednesday, let’s go for funny and post this:
“I am a corner in a round world.”

Have a great day!

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I like how the week repeats itself, every seven days we get to do it all over again.

Is there anything that you did in the last seven days that you’d like to do again?
Or not do again?

Who cares? … it’s Saturday…. freedom day for some, for many. Others have to work today, so let’s not celebrate too much, right?
Yeah, right. LOL

And in a humorous vein, let’s have a fun headline to post to our profile. Finding someone funny and nice would be a real treat, right?

Well, humor attracts humor. So let’s get started with this:
“Share with me your favorite joke. If you make me laugh you might get a date!”

Have a great day!

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I always hated that and wished I had a good, stinging comeback. Well, it’s several years later but I now have the perfect reply:
“I just wanted to talk, I didn’t want to join your cult!”

LOL

Good one, eh?

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