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		<title>Dating Profile Headline of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.alovelinksplus.com/blog/2009/09/dating-profile-headline-of-the-day-135/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today's task: a funny headline to attract attention to your personal ad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Wednesday</strong></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re like me then you&#8217;re hard at work, avoiding the task at hand&#8230;LOL</p>
<p>Seriously, when I work I work hard, when I&#8217;m not, I don&#8217;t. Or something liek that, if you follow me.</p>
<p>Now, before I get too far afield, let&#8217;s take a moment and complete today&#8217;s task: posting a great attracting headline.</p>
<p>To complete this task we have to put ourselves in the other person&#8217;s feet (or mouse/computer combination), and consider what would we find attention-getting in a dating profile headline.</p>
<p>It could be humor, it could be something risque, maybe even something ordinary in an otherwise unordinary way.<br />
For this Wednesday, let&#8217;s go for funny and post this:<br />
&#8220;I am a corner in a round world.&#8221;</p>
<p>Have a great day!</p>
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		<title>Dating Profile Headline of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.alovelinksplus.com/blog/2009/07/dating-service-profile-headline-of-the-day-88/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you ask for a laugh, will you get one? I hope so!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saturday&#8230;</p>
<p>I like how the week repeats itself, every seven days we get to do it all over again.</p>
<p>Is there anything that you did in the last seven days that you&#8217;d like to do again?<br />
Or not do again?</p>
<p>Who cares? &#8230; it&#8217;s Saturday&#8230;. freedom day for some, for many. Others have to work today, so let&#8217;s not celebrate too much, right?<br />
Yeah, right. LOL</p>
<p>And in a humorous vein, let&#8217;s have a fun headline to post to our profile. Finding someone funny and nice would be a real treat, right?</p>
<p>Well, humor attracts humor. So let&#8217;s get started with this:<br />
&#8220;Share with me your favorite joke. If you make me laugh you might get a date!&#8221;</p>
<p><center><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.tkqlhce.com/83102tenkem135265B1328828B9" target="_blank" onmouseover="window.status='http://jcmatch.com';return true;" onmouseout="window.status=' ';return true;"><br />
<img src="http://www.ftjcfx.com/es121xjnbhf024154A0217717A8" alt="JCMATCH.com - Christian Dating " border="0"/></a></center></p>
<p>Have a great day!</p>
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		<title>Cocky Response to a &#8220;Hello&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.alovelinksplus.com/blog/2009/07/cocky-response-to-a-hello/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cocky/funny response when you get shot down introducing yourself.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes, when you see someone interesting and you approach them, they get in a huff and reply sharply: &#8220;I have a boyfriend (girlfriend)!&#8221;</p>
<p>I always hated that and wished I had a good, stinging comeback. Well, it&#8217;s several years later but I now have the perfect reply:<br />
&#8220;I just wanted to talk, I didn&#8217;t want to join your cult!&#8221;</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>Good one, eh?</p>
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		<title>Dating Profile Headline of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.alovelinksplus.com/blog/2009/04/dating-profile-headline-of-the-day-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let's try a little cockiness with today's headline.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s try a little cockiness with today&#8217;s headline:</p>
<p>&#8220;Come to my ad and I&#8217;ll show you a good time!&#8221;</p>
<p>Make sure that your profile, the words you actually use, reflect this solid cockiness&#8230; or you&#8217;ll just lose out!</p>
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