The Christmas Pick-up
Even Teddy knows what to do!
Now you’re at the mall, alone, and have the job of a lifetime ahead of you: selecting gifts while picking up women. In a nutshell you’ll be looking for single women shoppers that catch you’re interest and like any good plan you have to have a pick-up line, or two, that will be your introduction and segue into treating her for a coffee date for her helping you.
Your pick-up lines:
1) “Hi, can you help me? I’m looking for a gift for my sister’s boyfriend. Gifts have to be under $20.00 and I think he’s into collecting socks to wear to work. And my name is Robert, what’s yours?”
2) “Hello, your holiday shopping is seems like it’s in order, can you spare and idea or two? My great aunt is joining us this year for Christmas and I want to get her a gift but i can’t think what does someone in their 90′s need? I’ really appreciate a couple of ideas if you can help me out. My name’s Robert, what is your name?”
3) “Wow, look at all these toys, I haven’t heard of most of them. Can you spare an idea or two to help me find a fun gift for my 6 year old nephew. By the way, my name’s Robert, what’s yours?”
The lines above contain all of the needed structure that will give you a very good “in” for the beginning of not only introducing yourself to a prospect but also describing in just enough detail a request for help that makes it seem to not be a cheesy pick-up line but a sincere plea for help from a nice guy that is genuinely out of his comfort zone: shopping for gifts.
Of course you’ll need to customize the lines and add a few ones to better match your gift buying list, the “recipients” and for your personality but that shouldn’t be too difficult.
Keep the cost of the items low, $20.00 or so, again depending on your budget and needed gifts. The single women will be looking for something for a friends or family members children, so think toys, puzzles and games, those departments and stores ofer the best opportunities as well as being helpful to separate the single women from the others.
After you’ve been helped by her ask her if you can by her a coffee, now or later. And get her phone number or email address so you can set something up for another time.
If you do successfully get a date be sure to buy the gift, even if your recipient is imaginary and give the toy to a local children’s Christmas toy drive in your community. Create for yourself some good karma. This way you can reveal the lie to her, if it ever comes up, that you did indeed use a pick-up line on her and at the very least one child this Christmas will open a gift that you are both responsible for, sweet isn’t it?
I’ve done my part, now it’s all up to you brother.
Good luck,
Robert
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I Met Her Last Night: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
“I met her last night and…” (And she rejected me.)
I could be wrong but one of the tragedies of life, love and dating is the ability for men (almost all men) and women (at a far lower percentage of success) to successfully break the ice and impress the person you want to impress when you first meet them.
Gone not only is the art of conversation from our collective memory but also the opening line library that for decades (at least) men relied on to use as icebreakers so they could introduce themselves to the women that have attracted them.
The Internet, in all its power and glory, has reduced opening lines not only too much unwanted scrutiny by women but has also, in its limitless search for humor subjects, turned most pickup lines into jokes, either with the use of humorous images or by outright re-editing and in the process destroyed the false sense of confidence many men had by relying on these same pickup lines.
This being the case a new form of “the pickup” has been written and seems to be rather successful (men click here) women please just wait for the men to surprise you, ok, or the whole program falls to uselessness again.
Now that pickup lines, and their replacement, has been discussed, let’s move on to the task at hand, today’s personal ad profile headline suggestion to use with your online dating profile. Today post this:
“I can make Sunday football exciting for you!”
Have a great day!
Opportunities and Obstacles: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Out the door, into real life.
I am buried under snow. Much less than the east saw last week, but still enough to reach my knees in places and require an hour or two of shoveling my rather short and thin driveway. Dammit.
Life does offer it’s challenges. I guess I’m lucky that shoveling is mine, for the time being. After all it is Monday and I’m sure something more will happen, like another dump of snow while I’m at work (thanks weatherman!).
Despite it all I can admit to not being second many times in my life, right Steelers fans?
Sorry, it’s not really in my nature to show my sarcastic side to people not in front of my face, or behind me.
As I was saying, the weather hasn’t been all that kind to any of us lately, and I do mean the world population. It’s hard to pick any time zone (and geographic area) that hasn’t had a flood, fire or blizzard to bring chaos and harm upon it within recent memory.
And yet using “How about this weather?” still ranks as a top ten worst pickup line. (I think the rankings need to be updated.)
Life brings to us opportunities and some of these opportunities are disguised as obstacles. It’s your decision what will stand in your way and what you will get through.
For today’s dating profile headline I offer you this suggestion:
“I have never raced towards second place.”
Have a great day!
Friday’s Conversation Topics
This is the place to read the most conversational news stories of the past week. After reading this post you’ll be prepared to converse with anyone, in any place.
Let’s get to it:
- Fried Beer. Beer-filled pretzel pocket is deep-fried to a golden brown. One bite and the escaping beer serves as a dipping sauce. Yes, the Texas State Fair offers their ten top treats of 2010 and yes, it includes a beer-filled pretzel that is deep fried. Go ahead, read about the other nine finalists.
- Dead phone leading to oversleeping could cost golfer big. Jim Furyk, number 6 ranked golfer is kicked out of the FedEx Cup because he’s late to tee time. He could lose as many as 16 places to be ranked 19th after missing the FedEx tournament. The model of phone was not disclosed….
- Woman happily recovering from “Blackberry Thumb” surgery. Doctors recommend that if you start to feel pain in your hands/fingers/thumbs while texting, take a break!
- Wearing low-riders in court? Prepare to be jailed. Yes, a New Orleans state judge gave a woman 10 days in jail for contempt of court by wearing jeans so low her panties and buttocks showed. Yup, finally a step towards decent dress or at least a reason to not have your belt confiscated… or some such thing… it’s all so confusing…
- Donald Bren, ranked 16th in Forbe’s list of billionaires, wins case to stop paying child support, and paying back child support, to his adult kids. I agree, there has to be a line drawn somewhere, right?
- Assorted tips – porn names and pickup lines.
Have a great weekend!
How Tra Telligman Gets a Date
Tra Telligman
This muscle-bound knuckle breaker needs very little introduction to the MMA crowd but needs help when getting women that don’t follow his bouts (2 in the last 5 years) in the UFC and MMA circuits to date him, so I’ve heard.
If I were him I’d forget the tough guy routine and come across as the ‘wounded man’ like so many successful but misunderstood stars do.
He meets a woman, makes a connection on an emotional level, perhaps by talking about what he wants in his future (the past is usually a hot button topic) and that want includes an understanding woman.
She falls for the wounded bird imagery and he gets lucky.
Classic Halloween Pickup Lines
There are pickup lines then there are PICKUP LINES.
Halloween is when you need to be tuned to the fun, right with the decorated atmosphere and ready with some great lines to say to the weird and wonderful costumed people you’ll meet at all the Halloween parties you be going to.
So, whether you’re dressed up as one of these costume picks or you are the costume as you are, here are some pickup and introduction lines for you:
Vampire
- I want to suck your blood
- Can I show you my coffin
- Let’s move out of this light into a space more private
- Juts a little taste?
Werewolf
- Is it a full moon tonight?
- I’m not normally this hairy
- I hate this time of month
Frankenstein
- Meet woman!
- Have you seen my doctor?
- I wish I had a better head choice
Angel
- Is this heaven?
- My wings are much smaller down here
- This is my first time down here, you?
