Chore Day: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
It’s Saturday… and if you’re like me (single) then you have no one to do the chores except yourself (if you’re living with Mother then it’s still not cool to let her do it… not very sexy either!)
So race through those chores and you will have time for some online dating later.
To get started with success at your favorite online dating service update your profile with this headline:
“Message me now and I’ll reply once my chores are done!”
Have a great day!
Dating Profile Headline of the Day: The Love God
Has The God of Love been smiling on you lately?
(If not I have a special deal for you that I arranged with PerfectMatch.com)
When people find out you’re single, sometimes they seem to want an explanation from you, don’t they?
Or they offer to “fix you” with a variety of advice that they learned from their friends or something they read somewhere and they want to share it with you. But they very rarely offer any helpful personal advice from their own experiences.
Normally I’d say it’s rather odd, but that’s too obvious and the truth is much plainer anyways: they don’t have any good personal dating experiences to offer you!
Married people (and others is a committed relationship) might have a great “how me met” story but every story starts with a chance meeting and not much more.
Is the “Right place, Right time” story merely a coincidence that worked out well for someone or did the “God of Love” tweak fate a bit and put these two people together?
Personally I prefer the “God of Love” theory, that there is a greater force than our own stumbling around to find love but you may have your own theory.
Good luck anyways!
For your dating profile headline today give this a try:
“Do you believe in The God of Love?”
Have a great day!
Wonderful Life: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Yup, it’s cold and flu season. Do you know how I know? I’m sick.
Not just a little sick either, hacking cough, nausea, the whole nine yards.
But at least I have a comfy couch and a comfy quilt to bundle up in. And I have Netflix so I can watch the X-files until I doze off, over and over again.
I find it amazing how time slows when you’re sick. Then speeds up from nap to nap. Ugh.
I hope you’re doing better than me. One great thing about dating online is that the door never closes and you won’t scare anyone away with your hacking cough and vomiting because you don’t have to show them and you don’t have to tell them. Just plan your date for when you’re feeling better.
And to get you going try using this headline today for your personal ad:
“This can be a wonderful life!”
Have a great day!
Disney Magic: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
“I’m going to Disney-land!” is one of my all-time favorite cheers when things go very well for me.
This includes winning $5.00 on a twenty-dollar lottery ticket. Sure, the rewards may not be great but using my example at least I didn’t lose the whole $20.00.
We are all capable of finding real joy in the smallest of details but when we’re down the great aspects of our life are often clouded over, out of focus and not realized for what they are.
And that is sad.
Love your life, look for the joy and you will find it, him, her.
For your personal ad headline today give this one a try:
“Life is everything it’s cracked up to be!”
Have a great day!
Where Are You? Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Do you know where you are now and where you’re headed towards?
I’ve offered you the “Failure to prepare” quote before and I try to only repeat myself on special occasions. This isn’t one of them.
On this day I hope you’ve succeeded in your ability to plan your day and to handle your responsibilities as only you know how they need to maintained for you to succeed.
Life can be good and I am certain that since you’ve come this far that you are aware of how much farther you need to go to reach your own goals and be cable to help with the goals for those of your family and friends that you take responsibility of.
Here is a short exercise to help define your life by distance.
Step 1: Go to Google Maps and pick as the first destination your work address (if it’s the same as your home address skip the next step). Save each of the destinations asked for in this and the following steps. On a list right down the last date (if more than one) of each map marker.
Step 2: Enter your home address. (Save it.)
Step 3: Enter the address you went on your last date, an approximation is fine if the date has been so long ago the address is a foggy memory. (Save it.)
Step 4: Enter the address of the last family member (of your own family) you went to visit. (Save it.)
Step 5: Continuing doing this until the last 6 months of your life have been marked by place markers on the map, with the dates as accurate as possible, there won’t be a test after this one so don’t worry too much about a week here or there.
Step 6: Print out the map with detail enough to see the markers you’ve placed on the map.
This map is the “History of the world (insert your name here) style”.
You have been and went, come and gone. Some places more often than others and some places not enough. And I will leave this with two final tasks.
Task 1: Tape your newly printed map and printed list together on your fridge, on your bedroom wall or somewhere easily seen but not overly noticeable that every person will ask you what it is for, how it is to be used.
Task 2: On return to each marked by a place marker draw a circle around it.
Over the next six months pay attention to how the circles grow on the map. They are telling you a secret. That secret will be revealed to you on request.
For your profile ad headline today I suggest this:
“I have my life under control except for one more surprise – you!”
Have a great day!
Girls Are Stupid: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Us men.
Now, you girls, you shouldn’t be so surprised or offended, after all most guys have thought this very thing at one time or another.
Look at the evidence:
- you girls are afraid of spiders and all they do is catch the other nasty bugs so us men don’t have to run around with a flyswatter
- you girls are afraid of worms and they help us men fish and bring home dinner (sometimes breakfast too)
- you girls are afraid of noises in the attic and us men know that we’re never going up there so it doesn’t matter what’s banging around up there
- you girls are not good at math and us men know that everything is math, 2+2=4, 4×4=16 and so on, not hard now, is it?
- you girls make driving out to be hard and us men know that if you finished making up your face in the house there’d be about half as many daytime driving accidents
Obviously I could go on and on with examples but I think you get my point.
Us men aren’t afraid of spiders, we gladly put a worm on a hook to feed us, we know that whatever is in the attic can’t get down to us and that without math we’d always be overdrawn at the bank.
These things are also why us men love you girls. If you didn’t need our help with these things we’d have no possible way to show how helpful us men could be for you girls.
Hell, us men wouldn’t know any other way to get you girls’ attention and try to break the ice with you, meet you, date you and marry you.
So be happy we men think you girls are stupid, it’s just a phase us men go through (then you train us men to think differently).
My suggestion for your dating profile headline to use today is:
“Men and women are different and that’s a good thing.”
Have a great day!
Related:
Stupid girl loses job because of Facebook status
Stupid girl’s mixed message
Smart girls stupid things
Romantic Poetry: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
“I have seen your face, it seems, my whole life. I wake and I sleep with the image of you beginning and ending my day.”
The beginnings of romantic poetry will send shivers up and down the spine of any person that allows their inner feelings to have a life and been shown, instead of being held down and admonished by your consciousness for even trying to cause a ripple on the surface of your emotional being.
“Let the inner voice be heard and open your heart to the true possibilities of love.”
Real people, human people, do not hide from the feelings of love, they do not cower in the darkness at the edge of the bright, warm pool of light that is the glow of love.
With sex all around you, love appears rarely and is even harder to hold onto. I urge you to hold onto love for it is fleeting, retreating from the darkness of the shallow days of your life.
For your dating ad headline today why not use this suggestion to get some attention:
“I will hold onto you, Love, until my last breath.”
Have a great day!
Game of Love: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
“It actually ends up being a very interesting game.”
I am speaking, of course, about the game of love.
The game either survives with mutual admiration or ends with mutual destruction.
And the “mutual admiration” part is simply amazing. That’s why so many people play, that’s why you want to play too.
And you have to have a partner to play this “game of love” and you’re here for some tips about how online dating joins your “game of love” playing. Good for you.
As far as the people going through a breakup we’re not going to be talking about your situation today, so you might want to go here instead.
Many online dating services will match you up and with a touch of “luckily in love” your compatibility match will work for you. To make your dates even more interesting change around the traits you want in a match and see how lucky you are in love with a match that is quite different from the expected.
You are the main player in this game, seeking a qualified partner. Use the tools available to meet as wide a range of matches as you can, nobody will keep score until the end, once the game has started, that is.
For your personal ad headline today, serve this one up:
“Are you my partner in this game called love?”
Have a great day!
That Special Connection: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
“Success begets success.”
You have not been tasked with an easy life. Not you, not you and not you in the back of the room either.
There’s another saying that if a person wants an easy life they should have been born in an earlier time. But really, the flush toilet has only been around for a hundred and some years, do you really want to know what they did in the 1840′s? And what about travel? We now are more mobile than ever before. Would you really rather live in a time where your whole life would be living on a farm on the edge of a small town and never traveling more than 10 miles from home, from your birth to death?
When you are satisfied with your life and can still set achievable goals for your future you will be truly happy.
I wish that much for you, even if everything else seems lost. We will always have Las Vegas…
For your personal ad headline today I’ll offer you this to help you make that special connection for the person that is looking for you:
“Tell me a great travel story. Mine is…” (Add your story to your profile.)
Have a great day!
Personal Life: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Your highs are truly joy filled.
“Do you know how you are?”
Regular people tend to be pushed from one place to another, that is, within themselves. We all go through highs and lows in our lives but more importantly these fluctuations become more of a wild ride throughout the day. Maybe not to the extreme as a seasonal depressive disorder but certainly from one hour to the next, enjoying life and feeling that life is against you.
You’re not the same person from one moment to the next, swinging from happy to sad, joyful to depressed.
Some psychologists will simply say “That’s life” and that we should adjust our expectations to better handle these daily swings of emotion and events.
I tell you that you must find the place where you are most comfortable with yourself and adjust your life accordingly so your low point is higher and your highs are truly joy filled.
Find the place and the event that raises your enjoyment of life and make that your low point and you will honestly begin to love yourself more.
Someone that is truly happy with themselves is also a magnet to inspire others to better love themselves.
On this note I offer to you today’s personal ad headline:
“I am comfortable in my own skin.”
Have a great day!
Romance: Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Our romantic evening.
Does your version of romance match the person you’re dating?
(Take our ‘How romantic are you?’ quiz.)
I know from personal experience that I’m often in left field when romance strikes.
Being romantic should never be forced, it should be as natural a situation as that first kiss and if you can hold onto that moment, you’ll always be “romance ready“.
Romance brings people together and the lack of romance drives them apart. More than financial stress or other events that occupy your mind at all hours, romance will reduce the stress you feel and make other pressures take a step back from your daily struggles.
For your headline today I’d like you to imagine a romantic moment and use the first 7 words as your headline and continued at the top of your profile in the “About me” section, like this:
“I will start by lighting candles and…” (now on your profile page) “… have prepared a bottle of wine and some chocolate truffles to start a wonderful evening.”
Have a great day!
