Happy St. Patrick's Day

Wednesday

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! [Trivia]

Did you remember to wear a little something green today?

Have you been practicing your brougue?

Today everybody has a little bit of Irish in them, or will later with soem green beer. So enjoy the spirit of the day, even if you don’t go out for some later fun.

With your headline today, share the magic with:
“I’m not Irish but today I am still celebrating!”

Have a great day!

This is not a mirror... really.

What we need, instead of a picture like this is injectable caffeine so that we can cruise through a day like today and speed right to the weekend.

I really need a relaxing weekend. Spring break my ass…. I haven’t worked so hard in possibly years… aargh.

Share this ass and smile quietly to yourself about how many people this elephant’s ass looks like.

You can face it!

Life moves quickly, try to keep up.

Today I have come to the realization that many people that use online dating services aren’t really trying to date anyone, they just want to be able to tell family and friends that they are “trying to meet someone” without really making the effort.

I am sure you’ve come across some bad online daters that really just waste your time and unfairly lift up your own honest hopes of meeting someone special.

Take heart, you are not alone in this type of disappointment, you are among kindred spirits.

With this in mind, I suggest posting this as your headline today:
“I am not part of your fantasy world, I am a real person that wants to meet you”

Have a great day!

Mine Is An Open Heart

I have a great headline suggestion for you today…

A headline that is so smart, funny and witty that you should actually pay me before you use it, it’s just that good!

You have to understand that when you have a great headline, a catchy headline, anything is possible. The world becomes yours to control because of the interest that is in you.

So, without further adieu or commentary, here is my suggestions of a wonderful personal ad headline to post today:
“My heart is open, is your’s ready?”

Have a great day!

Don't crash and burn

I can’t believe that we’re here all ready… the time to post another new headline is here.

And not just any headline but an attention getting headline that will absolutely require a reply.

Are you ready?

If you are then this is what you post today as your online personal ad headline:
“Email me or I will never speak with you again!”

Have a great day!

Life is a beach

Anything that can make you smile on a day like today is good news and that’s where little Amelia comes in.

Smiling, probably on holiday somewhere warm and foreign. Parents casually soaking up the sunshine.

Life is a beach, or rather, I wish my life was near the beach. Am I right or what?

Today, let us smile and dream of holidays long in the future… somewhere warm.

That’s how we’ll get through today, am I right or what?

Today is a party day!

Has Olympic Fever caught you full force yet? I know that I can’t seem to let even a few minutes slip by without checking on news sites and one of the Canadian Olympic sites about any news of the latest medal events and winners.

It’s OK, the winter Olympics only come every fours years, so we should enjoy the competition, of the best of the best, while we can.

Soon enough we will be back to wars, and rumors of wars, filling the nightly news like before.

We have the future to be hopeful about, don’t we.

With the promise of our future we have hope for what is yet to be in our own lives and how our lives intersect with others.

It is with this promise that we date, searching for the right person to share our time with.

To help you on this future of yours I offer you this dating headline to post today:
“Life is for the living. Let’s Live!”

Have a great day!

Rubber ducky

This week’s Hump Day Motivational Picture is quite simple: a rubber ducky.

You have to be able to smile at a simple, yellow ducky to get through the tough parts of the week, so here you go, permission to SMILE!

Have a great day!

Man and microphone

Today’s dating profile suggestion for you is something that’s quite simple:
a great headline.

Simple, right?

It is when you try this simple exercise: Introduce yourself to yourself.

If you didn’t know you, how would you say hello to yourself, if you were somebody else, that is.

Would you simply say “Hi, my name is…” or would these be the magic words, “Hi, I like long walks…”

If you answered neither then you win this part of the test.

A dating profile headline is unlike any other type of writing or introduction that you’ll ever use. You have a limited number of words/characters to use to catch someone’s attention, interest and even to attract them.

When you write your headline, dive right into something fun to say. Start with the end of a joke, the middle of a famous quote, the beginning of a movie or song title can work well too.

So, I have this suggestion for you to post today:
“This Is It! And I hope you like it too!”

Have a great day!

Jump for joy the weekend is almost here

The middle of the week, we all need a little “something something” to get us through the next few days… to rest, relax and get the damn job done so we can surf some sites in the afternoon and start planning our weekend, right?

Damn right.

And to get you there, in that state of mind (not work, the other thing) I have for you today’s “Hump Day Motivational Picture”.

Enjoy… comment if you will.