Guys, consider the morning after the make-it or break-it time
Written by
Amy Angelowicz.

Guys,
you may not know this, but the morning after is just about as
important as the night before. Many an awesome evening has been
ruined by a crappy morning. Spending the night with you and,
specifically, how you behave in the morning, tells us a whole lot
about what kind of man you are. If the good times keep rolling when
the sun comes up, you’ll leave us wanting more good times. Consider
the morning after make it or break it time. After the jump, some
guys we DO and DON’T like to wake up next to. Add your morning after
dealmakers and dealbreakers in the comments.
Dealmakers:
1.The guy who cooks breakfast, goes on a food run, or makes a pot of
coffee without being asked
2.The guy who walks your dog
3.The guy who likes to get it on in the morning
4.The guy who is into co-showering
5.The guy who makes jokes
6.The guy who plays DJ while you’re getting dressed
7.The guy who warms up his car for you on a cold winter’s day
8.The guy who remembers where you took off and left your earrings
last night
9.The guy who gives you not one, but two, CLEAN towels for your
shower. And if he gives you wash cloth, too, you should probably
marry him on the spot.
10.The guy who makes your bed, even if he does a completely crap job
at it.
Dealbreakers:
1.The guy who is in a cranky mood and doesn’t want to get it on
because he’s “not a morning person”
2.The guy who wants to know why you don’t have any Kiehls
3.The guy who won’t leave your place until well into the afternoon
even though you’ve hinted that it’s time for him to scram
4.The guy who is in a rush to leave/ get rid of you or is clearly
panicked to wake up next to another human being
5.The guy who won’t have breakfast or even a cup of coffee with you
and doesn’t offer you jack to eat. Not even a glass of water!
6.The guy who takes forever getting out the door in the morning by
checking his email, watching “Sports Center” and/or dumb Internet
videos
7.The guy who overdoes it when spritzing the nasty-ass cologne
8.The guy whose shower is comprised of three old pubes, a
gnarly-looking loofah his ex-girlfriend obviously left behind two
years ago and a crusty-looking bottle of Axe body wash
9.The guy who doesn’t take out his trash so his apartment spells
like the dump
10.The guy who complains about the comfort of your bed or pillows

