 The
funny thing about every language is the extension of the
vocabulary’s literal meanings. We speak according to a set of social
rules and use various meanings of English vocabulary accordingly.
You can create funny sentences by using the words differently yet
conforming to the grammar.
For example, the word “call”—it can mean either “telephone” or
“refer to”.
So next time she says, “Call me a taxi/doctor”, you can simply call
her “a taxi”. (e.g. “okay, you are a taxi/doctor”) and if she says
she’ll go “window shopping” with her girlfriends, inquire how many
windows she needs to buy.
And next time she asks you, “How are you feeling?” tell her the
truth—you know, perhaps you happen to be hungry or horny…
You may have heard of that famous “riddle”—“Can you say the capital
of all fifty states in less than a minute?” (Can you say “the
capital of all fifty states” in less than a minute? The answer is 2
seconds.)
Another classic example is “not to tell” something. The implication
of not tell something is that it is a secret and should not be let
known.
There are two ways to joke about this:
1. State you can’t tell her/someone else that (reveal the thing)
(e.g. “I can’t tell you that she made fun of you yesterday”)
2. State you can’t tell her something while that something is false.
(e.g. “I’m not allowed to say that my family is very rich.” “Why
not? It’s nothing to be ashamed of.” “Mainly, because we ain’t
rich.” (You can substitute all kinds of things here including the
size of your manhood to get her to think sexually after you’ve known
each other for some time.)
A handy preposition is “in”. So if next time she asks you to join
her in a cup of coffee you can reply, “sure, if there is enough
room.” Or if she says, “Yesterday I talked to John in my pajamas.”
You can ask her, “How did he get your pajamas?”
Girls like to ask: “what kind of husband or boyfriend should I get?”
Just tell them, “Don’t touch other people’s husbands or boyfriends.
Go get a single guy.”
If you are good at public speaking and next time somebody asks you
whether you have stage fright, you can reply, “Believe me, it’s not
the stage that frightens me; it’s the whole audience that scares the
hell out of me.”
If you keep looking out, the possibilities are endless.
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About the author:
Martin Merrill is the author of the popular eBook “Make Women Laugh –
How To Make Any Woman Laugh At Any Time, And Place, Any Way You Want As
They Fall In Love With You”. He also offers a free course on the topic
of “Attracting Women Through Humor And Laughter” at
http://www.MakeWomenLaugh.com
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Article by Martin Merrill
Author of “Make Women Laugh – How To Make Any Woman Laugh At Any Time,
And Place, Any Way You Want As They Fall In Love With You”.
http://www.MakeWomenLaugh.com
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Martin Merrill. All Rights Reserved Reprinted With Permission
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